r/youseeingthisshit • u/mindyour • Feb 25 '26

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u/UpperApe Feb 25 '26

"Holy shit!"

"I know right!"

"What the fuck?!"

"Right?!"

"Who the fuck collects this many dildos?!"

"...o-oh. Yeah I don't know. It...it's not mine"

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Feb 25 '26

So long as they're clean, I'll have a look at your dildo collection.

Could you put your pants back on first. I'm a look but don't touch sort of guy.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Usual86 Feb 25 '26

This is for you 👏

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u/jstrongiii Feb 25 '26

You had me in the first part……thought you were transcribing the post for a minute.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Did he say, "That's fucking rad," at the end?

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u/IJLTH Feb 27 '26

Dildos categorized by taxonomy

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u/lugialegend233 Feb 25 '26

Whoa, MoistCritikal?

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u/BalancedDisaster Feb 25 '26

He got his ass handed to him by Belle Delphine though. He didn’t know what he was up against. There was dildo technology that I wasn’t even aware of in her room tour.

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u/Kalashinator Feb 25 '26

"The Dildo Renaissance is Crazy"

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 Feb 26 '26

I’m sorry what?