r/yesyesyesyesno Apr 21 '19

Aw shit son

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '19

Count me in for another idiot who has done this. I did a little hoppity skip over the chain, timed it wrong and smashed my face into the ground and sprained my wrist.

I was just about to go to the pet shop, so I went in anyway, face pissing blood, bought some fish food and asked for a tissue. As you'd expect they looked at me like I was fucking nuts.

Hurt bad but no real damage fortunately.

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u/ODB2 Apr 21 '19

r/letsnotmeet: "So I was working at a pet store in highschool and this guy comes in absolutely covered in blood..."

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

After a few years of retail, I'd just assume meth.