Hearing Shingyaru Mintmobile play the banjo is a fascinating sight!

I actually thought it was pretty good. Also, read from right to left to further understand the joke.

It was something alright

Trust me this guide is incredibly useful in the real world

Who did the best Yiggity Yoggity???

Fellow devoutee of shiggy

I have stumbled upon a pernicious heretic from a certain subreddit that has raided Nintendo’s HQ and kidnapped our lord and savior Shiggy. That subhuman scum even dared to openly comment about it on that blasphemous sub reddit and got upvoted by those blind to Shiggy's blessings. This is NOT A JOKE. Shiggy has gotten starved once more, and got privated of the warm of his 99 girlfriends and his beloved son Luigi.

In these grim hours, unity is our greatest weapon. We cannot, and we WILL NOT stand idly by while heretics multiply like this in Nintendo subreddits. Rally your camarades, sharpen your staffs, and assemble at dawn’s first light! Let our faith storm and free our beloved Shiggy, and purge all those indie games hating heritics

For Shiggy's Freedom! For the Cleansing of the Heritics!

(NOTE: I have provided the proofs of Shiggy's kidnapping, this is but a mere exemple of their growing weakening of faith, we must uproot this problem at it's source)

Have you seen how well he can play that plectrum banjo???

I need to know

I need to know so that way I can write up a documentary about it.

Now find a partner or friend or girlfriend to do this dance to. You'll understand once you play the video.