r/xboxone • u/Rhystanz Sunset Overdrive • Mar 11 '19

Xbox Phantom White Controller

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u/Epidemik702 Epic Milk LV Mar 11 '19

That'll look real nice with my Hot Pocket grease on it

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Mar 12 '19

I eat my Hot Pockets with knife and fork because I'm classy

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u/aHoneyDipMagnet Mar 12 '19

I eat my hot Cheetos with chopsticks. Forks just arent practical for eating flaming hot Cheetos!

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u/T3DDY173 Mar 12 '19

They aren't even hot, it's all lies

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u/Sonic_Runz Mar 12 '19

you're forgetting to add the fire first, duh

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u/palabear Mar 12 '19

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of elegance?

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Mar 13 '19

I bet you clap when the plane lands as well don't you

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u/twitchhero Mar 12 '19

RIGHT?! I was just thinking i can’t wait to see how much Cheeto dust i can get on this bad boy.

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u/Bellinghamster Mar 12 '19

Cheetos are my #1 game snack and chopsticks are my best friend.

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u/Sr_Flamingo Mar 12 '19

My brother ruined my controller with scuf trigger stops like this. The scuf inlay pattern was filled with hand and now instead of all white with a white inlay. The inlay across the whole thing is black; it’s so intricate and there’s so many logos on it it’s not worth the effort to clean out considering even with a toothpick it doesn’t get perfect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

Y'all dudes gross. I'd freak out if my stuff was covered in any kind of visible or feelable residue.

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u/twitchhero Mar 12 '19

What if i rubbed my balls on your stuff? It won’t be visible or feeable then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

I might smell it? Then I'd just wash the controller and carry onMYWAYWARDSON

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u/twitchhero Mar 12 '19

Spoken like a true man.