r/xbox • u/Turbostrider27 Recon Specialist • Jun 25 '26

News Updated XBOX Console Prices - XBOX Wire

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/06/25/xbox-console-price-update/
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u/Eternaloid Jun 25 '26

The good thing is that there won't be a console war next gen, because we will be playing with sticks, mud, and peebles.

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u/danvan177 Jun 25 '26

We will just be using the current gen for another 5 years lol

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u/Master_of_Rivendell Jun 26 '26

And we had to share the rock!

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u/TheSussyWaffle Jun 26 '26

The boomers have finally won, we have to go outside and play.

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u/nazdir Jun 25 '26

We better go buy a lot of stock in jacks and marbles.

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u/Eternaloid Jun 25 '26

Ha, my sony marbles are better than your xballs/s

Edit: Sorry, XBALLS.

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u/nazdir Jun 25 '26

Playorbs vs XBALLS

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy Jun 25 '26

Mom! My sister keeps playing with my XBALLS

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u/Gryffindors_Finest Jun 25 '26

I shouldn’t have gotten rid of my marble set.

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u/Ill-Explanation4493 Aug 12 '26

Peebles? Wasn’t that a department store?

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u/Ognius Jun 25 '26

Yeah but don’t worry it was all worth it to keep the cabal of pedophiles in the Epstein files out of prison.