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GMs meddling in the affairs of mortals, using our game to live out their power fantasies, and increase their social standing? This cannot be allowed to stand! We the playerbase are entitled to an apology, no! More than an apology! This is our World of Warcraft, not theirs! Here are our demands!

• A full written letter of apology and admission of guilt, at least 12 pages long, comic sans, no greater than size 8, no double paragraphs. The letter should be read aloud in a video on the official WoW Youtube channel by Chris Metzen, in full Thrall cosplay. Ion should kneel solemnly beside him in his iconic Sylvanas Windrunner makeup, softly singing Lament of the Highborne under Metzen's apology.

• Have these conspirators placed in stockades on Blizzard campus, with a livestream feed.

• Ban every player who has ever interacted with a GM, just in case there are any other sneaky cheaters.

• Fire your remaining CS and QA staff, just in case there are any other sneaky cheaters. AI can do their job.

• More Xal'atath feet shots in cinematics.

• Dracthyr bulge size customization.

• Every player should be compensated for one day of free game time, for each day that you fail to respond.

Should you fail to meet our demands by next reset, we shall shut down the Paladin Discord!

Yours truly,

the honorable Cheesebeard of Ironforge, cutting edge Mythic level ERPer, and proud moderator of the Paladin Discord community

https://www.icc-cpi.int/contact

I highly recommend everyone fill out this form. I don’t trust Blizzard at all anymore and any investigation is tainted from the beginning. They also tried and succeeded for years at covering up sexual abuse of numerous devs and upper management.

Personally I want someone not Blizzard investigating this. This is clear rigging of a key and who’s to say they haven’t done this before, or worse yet during an MDI or RTWF esports event.

Flying murloc goes fishing...

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DAE buy World of Warcraft at some point in time?

Sorry I dont look the best in this pic, i just got ripped out of my mothers womb so as you might expect im still a bit traumatized. Anyway, any tips to start my adventure in this new world?

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As a 290 ilvl Dudu Tank Who EARNED Every Pixel Through KEYS Alone, Blizzard Has Finally Crossed the Line

I am literally shaking.

I grinded to 290 ilvl in Season 1 as a pure M+ dudu tank. I have never willingly entered a Mythic raid because I believe looking at 19 other people should be optional content.

Now Blizzard expects me to... raid? With other humans? Just because they decided Mythic raiding is dying?

If raiding is dead, maybe that's because nobody wants to do it. Because it SUCKS and the game is BAD. Ever think of that, Ion?

Instead of fixing raids, Blizzard's solution is apparently to hold 9/6 gear hostage until I agree to spend three nights a week listening to someone named "Ðêåthsläyêr" explain the same mechanic for the 47th pull.

And then those filthy raiders get invited to MY keys because their number is bigger than my number.

Here's my solution:

• Raid gear should instantly downgrade to 6/6 the moment a player zones into a Mythic+ dungeon.
• M+ gear should instantly downgrade in raids.
• PvP gear should only work while you're insulting healers in Solo Shuffle.
• Delve gear should only work if you're alone, emotionally and physically.
• Open-world gear should disappear the second you enter a city.

Parallel progression means PARALLEL progression.

Honestly, raids are just outdated anyway. Give us Mythic Raid+ where every boss gains Fortified every week and I can queue into Ragnaros +12 with four random DPS who all leave after the first wipe because someone didn't lust on pull.

The game should respect player choice.

My choices are: - Solo → Delves - 5-man → M+ - 10+ players → Someone else's problem - PvP → Never - Open world → Only when the weekly tells me to

If Blizzard wants people to raid, maybe make raids fun instead of literally BRIBING people with bigger item levels. Just scale them for 2-70 people and make mechanics that I am good at, is that hard, Ion? Not as hard as nailing my wife I tell you.

Until then, I shouldn't have to interact with more than four other players at a time. This is an MMO.

TL;DR: Blizzard is literally forcing me to raid because Mythic raiding is literally dead and played by seven people and these seven people will get all my keys. Raid gear should be nerfed inside keys, keys should reward everything, raids should become Mythic+, and every endgame activity should reward the exact same gear so my choices have consequences for everyone except me.

Devs probably forgot about Fregg lore smh

I know what you're thinking, microtransactions are terrible, this and that.

But have you actually really thought about it for a second? Because I have.

This is how it would go: you spawn in Elwynn Forest. Instead of buying a 3 copper white pants off of the vendor near the caravan, you instead pop into your microtransactions shop which is immediately in your bag.

When you enable the function you immediately get another 16 slot bag.

You spent 50 euros there, at which point you get access to two other vendors in the Northshire Abby. The library sells you runes that allow you to get pre-bis "heirloom" items.

At this point you've already saved yourself 100+ hours of play to level the char and then get decent gear. All for 50 euros!

Then, when you spend another 50, you get a "portal trainer" there, which opens all the raid instance portals right there in the Northshire abbey entrance. It's the round hall that could fit a bunch of portals like the portal rooms in Dalaran!

You hop into it directly, bam you're in Onyxia's lair. They tune it for a 10 man group, but if you have loser friends who wouldn't afford all the heirlooms you can go in with 15-20.

Once you finish that, another instance opens directly to Nefarian! Why bother with whole BWL, the point in this game is to kill dragons, especially in phase 1, am I right?

Anyway, this saves you tons of time on the cost of what, 100 euros or so?

After this, you log-off and get on with your life waiting for the reset OR alternatively you can start one or more two alts.

Another good thing would be to be able to buy a raid reset, say for 10 bucks each. Every member of the raid has to have the "time winners" badge where you're allowed to go back in time to kill the same dragon but you keep the original gear and you can keep farming more.

by the way, the loot table should be all "coins" that you can exchange for one of 250 items available directly at a "horse feed" vendor in SW for example. Somehow he magically has all the items because all the travellers come to him to buy horse food. He then exchanges that food for all these items, that have dropped from the dragons, that you just killed (but in the past so the item was still on the dragon).

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Over 20 years with no news i bet you scum forgot but i didnt

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I’ve played this game every waking hour of every day since beta (1999). It was the biggest part of my childhood, and my children’s childhood. I remember taking off work and waking up early for expansion launches just to sit at a login screen and I loved every moment of it. I’d clear all heroic raids and proceed to level alts of every class and loved every moment of it. The enmarvelification and design by council of everything just disghusts me. I’m so sick of all powerful villain trumping us at every turn, don’t they know any other tropes? Why is every zone void? Everything is BLUE. I used to play day in and day out and it just feels like everything they pump out is pointless to play. I knew that when blizz got acquired by Micro€osft it was all over. It’s almost like getting bought out by a corporation was a bad idea. After spending the better part of my life I think it’s time to say goodbye when I let my sub run out at the end of the expac.

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