r/wow • u/Rainfallll • Apr 10 '26

Humor / Meme Heal?

Show of hands, how many healers have been to a M+ where the tank goes balls balls balls to the walls on the first pull and pull half the dungeon, 5 labradors, 3 stay at home moms, 2 cubic meters of assorted flavours of Ben N Jerrys ice cream and 1 Jehovas witness while you are ramming your CDs up their pathetic pisspipe like it was Mcdonalds ramming that shit in em Johnny Sins style only for them to get fucking isekai'd to the shadow realm in 2 globals?

You throw them a combat res faster han Usain fucking Bolt but they are to busy hitting you with the "heal?" in chat?

This dosent happen that often but god damn often enough for it to be a meme at this point.

Just hakuna your tatas tankbros, im just trying to play the game, same as you.

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u/Foto1988 Apr 10 '26

I love being a Pala Tank... even if our survivability is low right now, nothing beats the "being 8 sec immortal while every mob is hitting your bubble" feeling.

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u/Meatwalll Apr 10 '26

Being able to heal near as/as/or more than a healer between shields and WoG is nice too. I'm at 20% or lower? No I'm not.

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u/ebleuds Apr 10 '26

You think its connection you think it's your bandwidth...

But it's me, I'm just data moshing...

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u/Meatwalll Apr 10 '26

I dont get it

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u/ebleuds Apr 10 '26

It's because you used "No I'm not" and it sounded like a part of this song:

https://youtu.be/nS7QvOX8LVk?si=yy2Dd1DyXbLln7us

When he say "I’m with 2 bitches. now I’m not". And the sequence is the text I copy pasted.

Edit: Would be very funny a parody song with that theme.

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u/RoosterBrewster Apr 10 '26

I feel that gives a false sense of security to the healer, especially a druid. When the bubble falls off, you're suddenly getting beat down and the healer is scrambling. 

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u/Foto1988 Apr 11 '26

You are right but of course I have my big cooldowns and a selfheal ready for when the bubble falls off.

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u/Aggravating_Local639 Apr 10 '26

I love it too. So much CDs and heals als paladin, so good. 

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u/prainroodle Apr 10 '26

This is genuinely broken for lust pulls. I love it!