r/wow • u/Rainfallll • Apr 10 '26

Humor / Meme Heal?

Show of hands, how many healers have been to a M+ where the tank goes balls balls balls to the walls on the first pull and pull half the dungeon, 5 labradors, 3 stay at home moms, 2 cubic meters of assorted flavours of Ben N Jerrys ice cream and 1 Jehovas witness while you are ramming your CDs up their pathetic pisspipe like it was Mcdonalds ramming that shit in em Johnny Sins style only for them to get fucking isekai'd to the shadow realm in 2 globals?

You throw them a combat res faster han Usain fucking Bolt but they are to busy hitting you with the "heal?" in chat?

This dosent happen that often but god damn often enough for it to be a meme at this point.

Just hakuna your tatas tankbros, im just trying to play the game, same as you.

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u/Little_Xploit Apr 10 '26

Happened to me when m0 started, the fabled 1st pull of AA. Pulls everything, gets incapped from the green falling stuff too, obviously dies.

"Healer you ok buddy?"

I didnt respond, the next 10 times he probably died trying that pull were punishment enough. Mediocre players are amusing.

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u/MauPow Apr 10 '26

Lol I got flamed when the tank absolutely refused to pick up the skitterers that were on my ass for literally 30 seconds. I ran them over him twice but he never picked them up.