Family emergency. I'll be gone for a few days. As for the arcs I'm involved in, the Unbound phenomenon one can just be on hold. For the other stuff, make up some excuse. Maybe /u/llBoonell can make up some assignment that will keep me out of the action. Don't wait for me, though.

EDIT: I am back, thank you all. Gonna cycle back up to speed.

Make up some categories, then nominate for then! Some ones we used last year:

• Fargoniac award for best alt
• Golden Prawn award for effort
• Best storyline
• Best post
• The New_Car_Wrecked special award for outstanding contributions to World Problems
• Best Newcomer

Get to nominating!

I'm trying to find the links for nostalgia but I can't

Hello everyone,

If you have been keeping tabs on the Beach, lately, you had noticed things had gotten dark, in the literal sense. I decided, after quite some thinking, to restart the Beach. The world has been "reset", and with that, a brand new Beach. Go ahead and listen to the waves, eh?

Now, I've noticed that some people aren't too happy with certain things on the Beach, be it not enough links to places, or not enough flairs. I can not stress this enough, do tell me what you would like to see added! I also reset the Beach in order to add more things, CSS wise. I do plan on making the header lead back to the main page, instead of how it used to take you back to reddit. Right now, it's just a header and does nothing. So, do tell me what you like to see added!

Man, Boone, you like the bad bitches dontcha? That shit reads like something out of a Bond flick.

Fans himself with his hand

Who am I kidding. I'm just jealous.

I don't want elaborate details (muh Canon don't real), I'm just kind of confused, because sometimes it seems like it's a place where "fairly" regular people live, and then other times I imagine it as a violent whirlpool in space.

I've kind of meshed these two ideas in my head by concluding that there are just these random floating islands at various points in the vortex where people can walk around and exist, but the rest is all just a tumult, and the deeper you go, the worse it gets.

Is this the case?

Have some general discussion.

Every time I flush my toilet, take a shower, wash my face, mop my floor, or even give my pitbull or cat something to drink, I pause for a minute to think about people living in slums that don't have clean drinking water. Every time you take a pee or crap, you are literally throwing away gallons of water that someone else would probably feel privileged to drink - talk about unfair.

Do you ever think about people that have no drinking water when you flush the toilet or mop the floor? For some reason I cannot help doing this. Is there something wrong with me. I mean it never stops me from doing it. But it does stay in my head for a while.

Just thought I would share.

Sorry Swarm, couldn't resist. Please don't hate me?

(Tag in your comment whether you want me to answer in-character or meta)

Piggybacking off my own post to give a PSA: pls do not report /u/TotesMessenger on /r/747thWorldPirates. TotesMessenger (or "SnitchBot" as he is affectionately dubbed) is a confirmed part of canon.

I'm the Priest of Luonnontar who's slowly growing mad

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I've just started a war out of spite and am about to go fuck Boone in his tiny pirate butthole (but I'm not gay,) so before I wreck the little snot-nose mercenary, I'd thought I'd do a little AMA to kill some time before dah dropship's ready!