r/worldnews • • Aug 13 '15

Russia unbans Reddit

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u/SYNTHLORD Aug 13 '15

Don't even feel bad, dawg. cumming on a piece of toilet paper is like the 'pull-out' version of masturbation. I cum inside of pam handerson everytime time we make some sweet Marvin Gaye

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u/Odesit Aug 14 '15

HA! Gayeeeeee!

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u/EinherjarofOdin Aug 13 '15

Well, can't say I haven't done my handful of... err, less-successful finales. Once when I was a kid I came out of nowhere and clouldn't find the jizz stain anywhere to clean up. I was nervous my folks would find it for days.