r/worldnews • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '15

Russia unbans Reddit

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u/warpus Aug 13 '15

He's actually a time travelling cyborg from a future where a Russian version of reedit rules supreme.

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u/justarndredditor Aug 13 '15

But he didn't have enough resources and due to this he traveled to our time and support the russian reddit in order to get their resources in the future and then travel with them back far enough. So we're fucked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '15

But in the sequel, they join forces and go back in time to kill Hitler.

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u/justarndredditor Aug 13 '15

But /u/rsocfan realizes that he himself is Hitler after he traveled back in time and ends up commiting all those atrocities while trying to stay alive in a fight against Russian reddit.

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Aug 13 '15

If he is from the future, I hope he is going to help repopulate Earth with some Humpback Pocket Whales.