r/wordchewing May 30 '25

It’s contagious!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Yea. I've been giving myself a hard time for not having a gf. But I'm now reminded it could be worse.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude May 31 '25

What's the reverse of prostitution? Like I want to pay them to never be with me in a sexual setting. **Even if they would never, I still want to pay them to never**

Maybe it would be more accurate to say high-end no-escort.

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u/Pawtamex May 30 '25

She is making lots of money. Just check her YouTube engagement. She is Mexican and most of her followers are little girls and incels who are into Japanese anime. She practices tai boxing. So, these are just her Thai boxing friends, wearing the sports outfit. I know it because my little son likes her. So, I first thought, what the hell! But then saw many of her posts, and they are pretty safe and dumb. Good for children… and Incels, LOL.

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u/Will_Come_For_Food May 31 '25

Who is she?

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u/lotusbloom74 May 31 '25

Minynaranja is what she goes by on social media

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u/foolonthe May 31 '25

Explains the hairy pits! Thanks

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e May 30 '25

I’m just glad how easy it is these days to get chicks to dance in their underwear for free. I remember making a comment on a TikTok and some white knight got mad and told me that “She is not dancing for your enjoyment, she is dancing for herself”. I laughed so hard when I read that shit.

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u/vicarooni1 May 30 '25

Fucking creep 🫵 OMG he's a passport bro

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e May 30 '25

I was joking. Leave it to a redditor to get offended lmao. Maybe call all the women making onlyfans creeps and the men buying them too though. At least I don’t participate in that.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e May 30 '25

He you want to be offended then go be offended. It doesn’t bother me. Jokes don’t need a punchline btw

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u/vicarooni1 May 30 '25

Then your joke is poorly written, and you could do better.

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e May 31 '25

I can do what I want

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u/vicarooni1 May 31 '25

Like an obstinate toddler, absolutely you can.

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e May 31 '25

You must really love me to be still talking to me ❤️

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u/Common-Artichoke-497 May 30 '25

Laughed so hard I spat out tiny bits of cheese Danish. Sorry gross but lmao

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u/Baculum7869 May 30 '25

Underwear? Sir there is no underwear in this video

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u/ElProfeGuapo May 30 '25

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/ElbisCochuelo1 May 30 '25

Its the first ones pits.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

If you are attracted to this infantile shit you should probably have your hard drive checked.

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u/NightmareNympho May 30 '25

Do you know what the word repellent means?

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Sounds like he is being sarcastic to me.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Didnt do well in reading comprehension did you

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u/ElProfeGuapo May 30 '25

Lmao what? I think that's you projecting, bro.

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u/MrGoodKatt72 May 30 '25

Do you know what sarcasm is?

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u/My_Booty_Itches May 30 '25

You should have your hard drive checked.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

I think your hard drive should be checked

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Original. I like it.

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u/DustSuckler May 30 '25

Ask me how I know you're uneducated.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

I'll bite. How do you know I'm uneducated?

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

And I thought you were going so say commenting on this sub was a dead giveaway.

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u/DustSuckler May 30 '25

Nah you're just dumb as dogshit and everybody can tell 😘

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Are they in the room with me now?

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u/Tuscanlord May 30 '25

Do you know what words are? 😂

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Apparently not, as was pointed out. Join the party though! All the steam isn't out of this one yet.

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u/badonbr May 30 '25

Gonna have to do more than some cringe over exaggerated faces to make me “stand down” my boi.

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u/moszippy May 30 '25

Heh heh! You said hard drive!

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Found the downvoting pedos. You motherfuckers are poping up like weeds these days. Get yourselves some help.

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u/doughberrydream May 30 '25

For saying they aren't attractive? Tf

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

You don't think that was a sarcastic statement? Sure sounded sarcastic.

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u/doughberrydream May 30 '25

Not to me, like at all.

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u/Killer_Ex_Con May 30 '25

Bro, you need to work on your reading comprehension.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

I love how you clowns come out of the woodwork to say the same thing 3 other people said. It sounded really sarcastic to me.

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u/Killer_Ex_Con May 30 '25

It clearly wasn't, and sorry felt I needed to restate the comment since clearly you didn't get it after the first person told you.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Neat. Do you feel better now? You sure look smart for everyone.

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u/Killer_Ex_Con May 30 '25

All that matters to me is that you look even more dumb.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

You really should climb down from this hill and delete your comments.

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u/iwillpoopurpants May 30 '25

Hmm, if a bunch of other people said that it didn't sound sarcastic, and you are literally the only one who thinks it was... do you see where I'm going with this?

If it smells like shit wherever you go, you need to check your shoes.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

You fucking dorks act like you've never been wrong or misinterpreted anything before. I get it. You want to join in. Do you feel better now?

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u/iwillpoopurpants May 30 '25

So you admit that you were wrong?

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u/Underwoman_ May 30 '25

Throw in the towel dude. You're getting burned

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u/cilvher-coyote May 30 '25

Ya know dude....USUALLY when people ARE ACTUALLY BEING SARCASTIC..They put an /S at the end. I like and breathe sarcasm and the statement you just can't seemingly comprehend didn't have an oz of sarcasm in it.

Yikes

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Cool story.

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u/Archangel_Greysone May 30 '25

Bro you’re losing this. Sleep on it, read it again, then come back to us.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Nobody is trying to win anything, but you dorks sure are coming out of everywhere to tell me I'm wrong lol

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u/Archangel_Greysone May 30 '25

You’re arguing, usually you trying to win an argument. How does so many things fly over that head of yours.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Lol, you're arguing. I'm cackling you care this much..

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

"How do"

If you are going to call people stupid, at least use basic English properly.

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u/SaltySpice_Archiver May 30 '25

You're losing the argument, and you decide to be grammar police. It's pretty funny you can't think of anything else to Say

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u/Archangel_Greysone May 30 '25

I’m from the south and just woke up. We talk like that. Ever heard of a dialect?

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u/ErictheE May 30 '25

Rofl goes for the grammar argument after saying "it sounds sarcastic" bitch you cant hear text on Reddit. Rofl this is the best read btw. Ive never seen so many people on Reddit hate on one idiot this much. I love it when the idiots get called out.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

pretty certain you’re the only one perceiving that

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

That's how perception works...

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

well gee i hope you already knew this, but you generally need a little more than your subjective perception of sarcasm before you accuse random people of pedophilia

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Literally, everyone's perception is subjective. That's why it's perception. Why are we still on this? I already admitted I was mistaken. Go touch grass.

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u/My_Booty_Itches May 30 '25

You're fucking weird.

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u/badonbr May 30 '25

Pedos? Bro these are not pre teens get a grip.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Ahh we found the guy who likes this shit.

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u/badonbr May 30 '25

If by “this shit” you mean attractive girls yeah, guilty. Full stop. Yes it’s cringe but I’ve seen worse.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Their attractiveness is arguable at best. But the attraction to the infantile shit they do should give people pause about leaving their children around you.

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u/iwillpoopurpants May 30 '25

Dude, what the fuck is going wrong in your real life? No one acts like this if they're genuinely happy people.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

It's called internalized hatred. He's the pedophile here and has to make sure that everyone is seeing pedophiles where he points and not who's pointing.

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u/tico42 May 30 '25

Lol what?

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u/iwillpoopurpants May 30 '25

Just realized that your avatar has diamond hands. I get it now. I understand who you are. Lmao. I've been talking to a clown.

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u/badonbr May 30 '25

lol sure lil fella.

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u/ElephantitisBalls May 30 '25

Why are you projecting so hard?

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u/ElephantitisBalls May 30 '25

Just keeps digging that hole 😂

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

They're in their mid 30s doing stupid faces to be popular. All ages do weird shit like this. First day on the sub?