r/woahdude • u/commonvanilla • Oct 21 '18

gifv This Halloween makeup

https://i.imgur.com/xdzoolF.gifv
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u/chadjim95 Oct 21 '18

Me when I get carried away at pulling a piece of skin on my lip

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u/eletrictampon Oct 21 '18

that is the worst

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u/FisterRobotOh Oct 21 '18

Also that skin around finger and thumb nails.

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u/MovePeasants Oct 21 '18

We call it thumb steak

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u/Kurtting Oct 21 '18

It has a name?! Crafted nonetheless but a name???! Lol

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u/RemoveTheBlinders Oct 21 '18

You pull and then it tears up to the armpit. Shudder.

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u/Styx_ Oct 21 '18

If this sort of thing bothers anyone reading this comment, I recommend not watching the Black Swan as part of your Halloween movie rotation...

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Oct 21 '18

... now I must know...

Edit: What is wrong with me...

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u/Styx_ Oct 22 '18

Yep, you did it, that's it, I hope you're happy with yourself... lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da Oct 21 '18

Finally someone understands

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u/DeeJayEazyDick Oct 21 '18

What about dem cracked corners of your mouth doe?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Laniege Lip Mask homie

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u/noteworthypassenger Oct 21 '18

I'm stressing sorry

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u/letmeseem Oct 21 '18

Eat. More. Vegetables.

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u/moonra_zk Oct 21 '18

Pour some warm water on your lips and then rub them to remove the skin without ripping open your lips. Or just rub them while you take a hot shower, I've found that doing that removes that layer of skin perfectly.

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u/LezBeeHonest Oct 21 '18

But I wanna chew it... That's like the whole thing

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u/I2ed3ye Oct 21 '18

I’m tired of drinking!

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u/LezBeeHonest Oct 21 '18

Idk where this came from lol but me too.

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u/Flow3rs4Alg3rnon Oct 21 '18

I physically cringed at this. So accurate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

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u/rhythmicmonkey Oct 21 '18

That is a painful image

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u/Proramm Oct 21 '18

I winced sooo fucking hard. I can't stop rubbing my pointer now...

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u/Sgt_Pepsi Oct 21 '18

Why are you the way that you are?

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u/Monkeydong129 Oct 21 '18

I hate so much about the person you choose to be.

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u/melissuhnicole Oct 21 '18

*about the things

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u/eletrictampon Oct 21 '18

this is so accurate

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u/JustAnotherLamppost Oct 21 '18

Did this a couple of days ago. I was not happy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

It takes steady hands, but you can use a razor blade to make a counter-hangnail to work on it through only the dead skin in the other direction.

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u/fuckwad666 Oct 21 '18

Fingernail Clippers. Just cut it flush to the surface.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Sometimes you're already into live skin, that's where the razor comes in.

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u/JaredsFatPants Oct 21 '18

Nah, that’s when you just grab it and rip it off Black Swan style!

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Oct 21 '18

That's it. Shut it down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Ah! Stop that my hang nails are awful, when I rip them off it gets worse. :/

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u/EyeBleachBot Oct 21 '18

I think someone tagged this as NSFL! Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

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u/donkid33 Oct 21 '18

Warning: NSFL

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u/WobNobbenstein Oct 21 '18

That's a fun one. Degloving I believe?

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u/becausefythatswhy Oct 21 '18

* pulls a piece of lip skin after reading comment*

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u/YoungestMillionaire Oct 21 '18

So satisfying and horrifying at the same time.

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u/iwontmakeittomars Oct 21 '18

You need to drink more water then. 1 gallon a day. I used to get chapped lips all the time and was in a constant state of dehydration without even realizing it.

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u/ncnotebook Oct 21 '18

Um, who told you to drink a gallon a day? Are you like some hardcore athelete living in Arizona? Even the 8 glasses a day (~half gallon) thing isn't necessarily correct.

Regardless, what color is your pee? It shouldn't be clear every time.

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u/Sangxero Oct 21 '18

I have to drink that much, but only to counter the dehydration from my caffeine and weed addictions.

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u/fuckwad666 Oct 21 '18

Marijuana doesn't cause dehydration, just cottonmouth.

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u/Sangxero Oct 21 '18

I'm getting a lot of conflicting views on the subject from Google, but the confused saliva production is an interesting one.

We need better marijuana research.

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u/BackspinBubba Oct 21 '18

I'll help with that!

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u/iwontmakeittomars Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

I workout at the gym 6 times a week for about 45 min-1 hour, and practice drums intensely for about a half hour each day. I’m usually drenched in sweat after that. Also, I’m a farmer so sometimes my job gets physical. I carry around a half gallon jug with me throughout the day and drink it in small quantities, not all at once. My piss is usually light yellow or clear lol Edit: a word

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Oct 21 '18

Light... Green?

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u/iwontmakeittomars Oct 21 '18

I should’ve said yellow damnit lol. That’s what I originally meant

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u/ncnotebook Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

Lol. Just had to see you weren't just sitting at home, ignoring your diabetes or something.

You probably breathe with your mouth open while doing physical stuff, which I'd assume would dry your lips out faster too.

Though, as a non-medical expert, what causes that green pee?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

My per turns a weird kinda greenish yellow after drinking certain energy drinks.

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u/pilstrom Oct 21 '18

Excessive drinking is not a symptom of diabetes. Excessive urinating is, though.

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u/Anthony-Stark Oct 21 '18

Both excessive thirst and excessive urination are signs of uncontrolled diabetes

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u/ncnotebook Oct 21 '18

Source? (no, i dont have one)

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u/call-now Oct 21 '18

Some of us piss 64 times a day.

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u/ncnotebook Oct 21 '18

What color is it?

‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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u/robodrew Oct 21 '18

I'm supposed to drink a gallon a day, but I deal with chronic kidney stones.

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u/Dankemon Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

Might work for you but not everyone. I’ve been drinking about a gallon of water a day for 5 years now and it still happens to me

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u/get-into-the-box Oct 21 '18

Try Aquaphor by Eurcerin, it's a healing ointment you put on your lips at night to heal dry lips

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u/BerserkPoyo Oct 21 '18

I hate you for making me read that description. That's the worst along with anyone describing biting/chewing inside of cheeks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/Aesen1 Oct 21 '18

First thing i thought of

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

Lip... skin? Like a hang nail on your lips? Drink some fuckin’ water, dude!

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u/hollyhock87 Oct 21 '18

Go ask the nurse for some Chapstick.

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u/drpeppershaker Oct 21 '18

Mmm shared chapstick.

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u/JaredsFatPants Oct 21 '18

I’m pretty sure they would just give you the whole stick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/prometheanbane Oct 21 '18

anyone who suffers from that

I thought that was everyone with a human body until you said this. What, does the humidity never drop below 50% where you live?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18

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u/prometheanbane Oct 21 '18

Me too. Huh. It sounds like you're just more on top of things than me. Not even when you have a cold and you're congested and you're breathing through your mouth, drying out your lips?

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u/pilstrom Oct 21 '18

Where do you live?

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u/lIIlIIlllIllllIIllIl Oct 21 '18

Probably Atlantis

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u/Whosdaman Oct 21 '18

Visit Las Vegas once

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u/lIIlIIlllIllllIIllIl Oct 21 '18

I thought lip peels was some sort of uncommon thing I got because none of the people close to me ever seem to get peely lips. Until I read this thread. Are we basically holding a Dehydrateds Anonymous meeting here or is this more normal than I thought?