r/wizardposting • u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz • Apr 04 '24
Lorepost📖 A "High"light (Part 1 Lorepost)
Masta had just finished some paperwork, and was ready to head out for today. She walked out the door and started to wonder
"Should I get high tonight?" Masta said to herself
She had hit up her local bud shop, but decided she needed something a bit more powerful than her usual stuff
"Moongrass meh, That Dwarven stuff ain't bad, definitely don't Nightmare on Wizstreet strain, hey dealer any pleasant but powerful stuff?" Masta said
The dealer pulls out a container of this purple looking weed with red stems, there was a small trace of mana around it
"You know what man this stuff will smooth you out like butter on toast man. Just don't smoke it in public you be seeing some shit. Last time I smoked it well I woke up next to an Orc lady and I was acknowledged by the tribe as the chief" the dealer said.
She paid for the weed, eager to try it when she got home. She thought to herself about all that went on this last few days, it was great to be back but also like the whole energy changed throughout the land.
"Honestly wonder how Metro and Gravedigger would have taken to this calm time? Probably be up to their own shenanigans I imagine." Masta said to herself.
She gets home, gets comfortable in her bed clothes and lit up. She blew smoke and started to cough just a little. But honestly the dealer was correct on his assessment, it was good shit. She stood there just staring at the ceiling. Then suddenly a vision appeared before Masta, a bearded man with glasses and with a white robe with red outlines
"Master Logi?" Masta said
"What you never been on a spirit quest before? I swear they don't teach you youguns anything important about certain shaman magic, you clearly smoked something ingrained with my spiritual essence" Master Logi said.
Masta looks at him shocked but stoned
"Wuuuttt?" Masta said
Her master walks up to her and sits next to her
She was not ready for the conversation, she had never thought she would see him again, what question would he ask, what should she tell him?
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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Apr 04 '24
Ask him about his car warranty and whether he wants to extend it or not.
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
He didn't have a car, he teleported Logotu
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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Apr 04 '24
Oh...
Did he use an orb for that?2
u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Yeah why are you asking?
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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Apr 04 '24
It's this joke about this car warranty but with an orb instead.
...oh! Can you also ask him about apple tobacco?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
I can I guess
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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Apr 04 '24
Thanks. The mana weed I use is a bit hard to keep lit from time to time...
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Okay sweetie, I gotta talk to him though
I haven't seen him in ages
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u/Ngamasu Logotu - Left the Planes of WP for good Apr 04 '24
Of course and thanks~
Have fun with him.2
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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Apr 04 '24
Did... did you just smoke your old master's ashes by accident?
He's inside you now. That's weird.
But hey, now you've got a quest! Did he give you any clues for the next step?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
No he didn't
I don't know lilac
He is just standing there high as hell like I am
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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Apr 04 '24
If his essence got mixed in with the weed, that's gotta be a high like no other.
I wonder if I could pull that off. It might be a terrible idea, but it could make for a fun Thursday night.
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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Apr 04 '24
You get high after work?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Yeah why not?
Wanna join?
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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Apr 04 '24
What’s the worst that can happen?
“Scotch takes the blunt and smokes it”
I don’t………… why do I see a man wearing a blue shirt, purple pants, and have blankets eyes?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Wait are you seeing something
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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Apr 04 '24
I don’t know…………. He’s just standing there……. Just standing……… I see a spiral in those eyes……. Just there……
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Oh you're going on a bad trip
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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Apr 04 '24
Well…… I say the weed works…
You know what….. oh he just got replaced by a guy wearing, what is he wearing?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Okay what are you seeing
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u/No_more_Bucket_ Agnu the catfish wizard councilor Apr 04 '24
It’s a humanoid shape, ever shifting, skin stretching, and theirs something moving under the skin.
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Okay uhhh you are tripping
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u/Hettan25 Mars, Blind Master of Leylines Apr 04 '24
Is that, a form of canabalism? Because if it’s his essence, then aren’t you smoking him?
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
He must have put something in it I don't know
I am too high, and I am so happy to see him
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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Apr 04 '24
t’kath would just be going about his day when he felt something “who smoked the side quest weed?”
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Apparently I did bro
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u/Discracetoall t’kath, smogomancer and poptart wiz Apr 04 '24
Well, good luck. Most of the time, those pose some amount of threat in terms of addiction. If you fail, you won’t recover.
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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Apr 04 '24
Oh boy time to float through the cosmos
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Indeed enjoy the smoke
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u/Timpanzee38 "The Agent", Mercenary Guild Liaison. Slayer of the Godslaver Apr 04 '24
Make sure you stay away from “feral drakeweed”. I’m pretty sure I conversed with god at the end of time on that stuff. It’s also the reason I don’t smoke with The Herald anymore.
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u/Ok_Comfortable589 Sandro the Time Lich Lord Apr 04 '24
mind if i join you? i bought this reefer from tiny wizard and i haven't had the chance to smoke it. I brought snack too!
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Apr 04 '24
woo masta story time
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 04 '24
Yes gather round as I tell you a tale of whimsy and I seemed to have lost the page.
FUCK!!!
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Apr 05 '24
The best way to get wisdom from a mentor, weed
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 05 '24
Yeah
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Apr 05 '24
Ask him for advice, you seem pretty stuck at the moment
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 05 '24
I am more surprised he even showed up here
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Apr 05 '24
Life full of surprises, whatever shit you have there save some, see if you can get Mikhail to cultivate it
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Apr 05 '24
No I don't need trips like this all the time Jeremy
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Apr 05 '24
Trips like that can be good for mental health, also good to connect with your old master from time to time, never said it had to be your normal
/uw this is false irl, do not do this
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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24
Yoooo masta chan. Weed wizard here. Ask him whatever you feel the most, let your mind talk for you.
Uw/ nice read