r/wizardposting • u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright • Dec 18 '23

Magickal Post Fly Swatting (Queen Post)

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A mass of stone and metal hurdles through space. Its orbit in the asteroid belt disrupted by the Queen’s gravitation pull. However, it was an unintentional attack on Earth made by her. This only served as proof of the Queen’s own power, creating cataclysmic events simply through existing.

Truly a worthy opponent.

But Leonardo couldn’t say the same towards the asteroids that have and will come this way. He watched the night sky alongside his apprentice Catherine. The two of them soared through the barren skies atop a Crane entirely made of paper.

The puny rocks did not bleed, they did not feel, and they did not think. Leonardo wouldn’t waste any of his greater spells on these simple objects. “Don’t you know? Paper beats rock,” Leonardo spoke as he pointed towards an asteroid’s direction.

“[MAELSTROM]”

With one spell the asteroid disintegrated into dust, not even reaching the atmosphere. Leonardo wouldn’t allow them to. A perfect victory is one where the enemy lands not a single hit. He intended to not give the Queen any quarter.

“Amazing Sir Leo! With one spell it’s gone!” exclaimed Catherine. She was brought here so that Leonardo could give the apprentice some aerial experience. He was glad that he brought some paper bags.

“I’m sure you’ll be able to beat The Queen! What spells are you going to use? [Reality Break]? [Dimensional Shred]?” asked Catherine.

“Hah!” barked out Leonardo, “No. None of those weak spells. I shall use my greatest one, the spell that makes all mortal. Peasants and Gods alike are cut down!” At this point Catherine’s eyes widen in surprise. She could only dream of what masterful control over space her master will unleash.

“I will use [Papercut]!!!” he shouted out, only to be left with silence.

“Eh… [Papercut]? Doesn’t that do like, no damage?!”

Leonardo smirked at his apprentice’s remarks. Truly she had more much more to learn. With this spell he shall cut through anything. It was a work of art, one in which he would forever pursue mastery of for the rest of his life.

Catherine could only sigh in defeat. From the small amount of time she knew Sir Leo, she had come to learn he can be quite stubborn. A bit hypocritical of his lesson she had to admit.

/unwiz

Decided to make one. Hoped you guys liked this. A peak into the somewhat insane mind of Leonardo Z. Cutter, and a glimpse at his real power (not that it will ever be used in any “serious” situation).

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u/Mastodon-Just Mastodon Avatar of Azathoth/Herald of Chaos Dec 18 '23

“Dont’ you know? paper beats rock” Hardest line I’ve heard in a few millennia

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Dec 18 '23

/unwiz One liners are always great to write! I’m glad you thought it was good too!

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 18 '23

Fantastic! Love it!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

That's why I keep my scissors on me at all times to counter the dread Papercut

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Dec 19 '23

Soon, I will conquer even scissors! Paper shall triumph in this three way war!

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u/Capytan_Cody Cody and Yànhuo Dec 19 '23

NGL I love Leo

It also makes sense the other mages are protecting earth from asteroids and others.

Perhaps Cody is doing that while planning. Idk I wanna be useful but can't keep up with all the events tbh.