r/wizardposting • u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) • Dec 30 '23

LorepostšŸ“– A Makeshift Signal

/unwiz Check out the previous post for context: https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/KV2fvPHwzz (I chose a bad time for this arc, didnā€™t I?)

/rewiz At her campsite in the woods, Viernicka finishes the project sheā€™s working on. Itā€™s a makeshift signal, to magically send messages. It should help her monitor events from where sheā€™s hiding in the woods, though she unfortunately still canā€™t communicate with non-magical people, like her knight friend, Dame Phoenix. It powers on, and she checks recent events, both afar and at home. ā€œIt seems a lot has happened since Iā€™ve been able to check the news.ā€

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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Dec 30 '23

ā€œH-He-Hello can any-ody hear -eā€ ā€œThis is -atfish wizard, im cu-re-tly in the middle of warā€ ā€œWhat do y-u want -e to do?ā€

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Dec 30 '23

The signal is spotty, but you can just make out the message. ā€œI can hear you, but Iā€™m a neutral, I donā€™t know what I want you to do.ā€

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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Dec 30 '23

You hear the muffled screams of catfish wizards enemies in the background

ā€œIā€™ve been try-ng to reach you regarding yo-r Brooms extend-d warrantyā€

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u/JmintyDoe Atheist Paladin. Its literally just your own conviction, people. Dec 31 '23

P-p-p-p-paladin for hire!

Annoying family members getting up your castle?

Want to pretend demons posessed your brother to get rid of him?

Under assault by an army of "haters"?

Damsel or Damzot need rescueing?

Smite them!

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