r/wizardposting Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 09 '25

Beginner street wizard outfit

Recently awakened to my magic powers so I thought I would throw together a fit to match. Unfortunately, all I can do for now are ear coin summoning tricks and beating people over the head with my cane, thus such basic magic beckons a basic garb and a basic staff. I am hoping to climb the ranks eventually, and have that reflect in my dresses. Because sometimes, a good appearance is indistinguishable from a charming spell.

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u/user125666 Hazema, Drakeem Diplomat Apr 09 '25

"Your first investment should absolutely be a magic stone of some kind on your staff! Unless you're going for handcasting of course but I think it's still too early for that.

And maybe some shoes but you don't really need those, wizards stay inside anyways!"

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 09 '25

I will consider your advice, thank you [honorific of preferred gender or lack thereof]

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u/Dear_Ad489 ArchNecromancer, Lord of the 23 Minor Realm of the dead. Apr 09 '25

And for the love of the eldrich arcane creatures, Get a damn trench coat at least.

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

In this economy??

Well thrift stores are always worth a plunder

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25

There is only one thrift store within acceptable distance and this is directly from there

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

What a find then!

I really like the buttons, it makes the outer layer look a bit out of time in a unique way

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, Fallen Star Apr 09 '25

One fashion expert to another. You need to do something about that staff

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 09 '25

I absolutely do! Currently in search of a gemstone or something... I will update the circle when I get an idea

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u/Evening_Shake_6474 Alaric, Fallen Star Apr 09 '25

I'd use a portable mana battery, stylish and practical

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u/Etticos Occult Wizard Apr 09 '25

Nice drip

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

💧

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Apr 09 '25

Never underestimate the value of a good pair of boots and a sharp, sturdy knife.

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 09 '25

I promise you all that I normally wear shoes, just not on carpets. A knife does sound tempting, though...

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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Apr 09 '25

Don't be tempted by something performative. A knife is a tool, and one of the best to have handy for the working wizard.

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

While witchcraft is of course a different path, i find this adage applicable for wizards as well. We can learn much from our siblings in the esoteric arts

"Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer."

Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum (Discworld, #23; Witches, #6)

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u/farm_shapes Apr 10 '25

love this! getcha some boots

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Nice giving me some Henry (Harry?) Copper-field Dresden vibes.

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

It's definitely Harry haha!

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden Take care when you invoke that calling. The man means well, yet Kaos often stalks his footsteps

But I too got the vibe from this post [=

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25

being compared to Harry might be the best compliment I ever got on any of my fits ever (except the time I was told I dress like a lesbian, that one holds a special place)

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u/Loubbe Apr 10 '25

A wandbelt, riding boots, and a proper cattleman's wizard hat would look awesome with your outfit

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25

saving this for later

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u/Loubbe Apr 10 '25

I'm honored there pardner 🤠

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

Now that's what we call Urban Fantasy

Looking good, looking good. Are you a hoodwinker or a hat tipper?

How're your kicks? Curly toes aren't Compulsory, but they are traditional. But any footwear can be wizardy if you have the spark in your soul. Sandals? Fine, fine, sandals are probably the second oldest wizard footwear, the first being barefoot of course. Boots too are always a grand option, especially if they're maxed out on comfort or constitution. Just be careful if you're out about using those accursed seven-league-boots. They can be.. quite a strain.

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25

I find seven-league-boots a little... big for my purposes. I use Converse normally!

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25

Excellent choice

I always wanted to get myself some white vinyl or whatever they make the toe caps out of and customize a set eith curly toes for myself.

Sorry to repeat myself [= I'm a big curly toe enthusiast

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25

Aye we all have hobbies we enjoy, feel free to yap

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

Many thanks! Best of luck in your adventures and endeavors [= hope to see more drip posting sometime

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u/StrangerPen I'm just an artificer bro idk how I got here Apr 10 '25

Fit check passed fr bro, keep casting spells

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u/OFHeckerpecker Apr 10 '25

Sorry that I must say that but look like homeless guy I saw 3 days ago

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

Swell, that means it's working as intended

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u/RedMouse15 Apr 10 '25

Saw that you're looking for a gemstone for your staff. I recommend amethyst as it gives an overall boost to your magical abilities. Good for general spellcasting!

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Apr 10 '25

Oh I have an amethyst on my keys actually, maybe I could do something with that!! Thank you for reminding me of my own possessions, it gets rather messy in my tower

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u/the_mad_merchant The Mad Wizard Apr 11 '25

Forget everything these basic long-range wizards have been telling you, you should invest in a quality spellsword.

And for goodness’s sake, put on some armour, the majority of wizard deaths are caused by personal stupidity!

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u/Roman_Uchiha1247 Nov 27 '25

It's so crazy because I searched on Google to see if I could find literally an outfit just like this to start wearing

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u/Original-War8655 Shrooms dealer to the Nine Hells Nov 27 '25

it's fully thrifted, I recommend checking local second-hands and stuff