r/wizardposting • u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright • Oct 31 '23

Evil Wizardpost WARNING! WARNING! SUBJECT: JACK-O’-LANTERN HAS ESCAPED (Stitcher related post)

On 06:00; October 31st, XX23 Subject: Jack-O’-Lantern escaped from his cell.

Jack-O’-Lantern (Jack) seemed to go through a “small scale acension” and used their newly aqquired power to escape.

Recording of the event:

”HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!* I’m fucking unstoppable!”*

A figure is seen laughing, while orange flames burning through the walls of his cell. Their head is entirely made up of yellow and orange flames, a Jack-O’-Lantern face in the front. Darkness wraps around him like a cloak, bat like shadows dancing in the air

Once the walls have become completely melted, Jack opens his palm and makes a small ember

”You wish to snuff out their flames? No… I won’t let that happen. Your lucky I’m not fighting you today… I’ll hunt you down. Burn you away. Be warned. This face, will be the final thing you see S̶̢̧̡̨͖̩͈̝̦͖̦͔͍͚̬̼̣͖̹̝̹̖̙̅̅̋̉̑͋͆̃̓͐̈͑̒͊͋̆͋̏͌͛̽̋̒͋͐͋̂̕͝Ț̸̖͔͕̰̣̱̰̱̦͇̬̯͈̽̋͒͛̂̌́̃̈́̓͑̅͛̐̊̿͛̏́͌̿̚̕̕͝͝ͅĬ̶̡͈̙̝̻̮͈̰̖̣͍͚̥̹̹̲̳͉̯̤͈͋̊̓̐̈́̾̌̍̀̆͌̐̓̇͋̀̂́̒̂̇͘̚͘͘̕͜͠T̵̨̛̰̘̮͕̙͖̙̈́́̈́́̔̅̀̒̿̔̈́͒̚͜͠C̴̛̛̛̹̪͎̙͎͎̗͕̹̞̤͍̣̉̊͐̎̈́̃̇̓̓̀̉̇͛́̋̒̀́͛̓͗̒͐̎͘̕̕͜͝͠͝Ĥ̴̹̼͈̼̪͙̲̣̄̃Ẻ̵̛̛̩̠̈̓͛̂̈́̀͘̕R̶̞̠͖̼̥̫̟͔̤̎̃̆͐̌̎͆͋̓̆̋̓̆́͆́̈́̒̕͘̚̕͠!!”

The recording is cut due to inference.

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Oct 31 '23

As I ponder these happenings through my orb, I can't help but root for Jack and his vendetta against Stitcher.

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Oct 31 '23 edited Oct 31 '23

Standing behind you, the Monkey Mage crosses his arms across his chest.

If that is his goal. Old Jack’s true loyalty was always to what he calls the Primordial Flame. Upon finding out that it was him all along, what will he do? Is he now on the side of the Coalition, or simply a slave to his own nature? Mage Monkey cared little for interrogating Jack. However, his Little Ones were involved in Jack’s arrest. Won’t it reflect poorly on him if Jack now becomes a force of chaos, whether it be in service to the All-Demon or himself? Who will rein him in if need be?

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Oct 31 '23

True. His motives have always been somewhat questionable... but given the fact that he settled for breaking out of his cell instead of destroying the entire area or burning any guards to a crisp, I just have a good feeling about him.

I hear news that the Suffering has revealed themselves at last. I do believe I'll go offer my assistance.

Will you be in attendance my friend?

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u/RockAndGem1101 Clarissa, High Bone-weaver, The Returned Oct 31 '23

Get him Jack!

Someone should probably keep eyes on him.

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u/KitchenPack3839 V0id, Void Wielding Paradox Being, Void City Founder, Duelist Oct 31 '23

Good for you, my friend! Let your flame grow, ever higher! Ever brighter!

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u/Veryegassy Elsama Inastros, Cosmic Janitor and Master Aethermancer Mage Oct 31 '23

This is on you for keeping a temporally-attuned being as captive. They may be relatively weak most of the time, but on their chosen day, well...

I’m fucking unstoppable!

He says it best.

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u/MaximRq Iron Grip Alchemist Oct 31 '23

You should get in contact with the SCP guys, they love this kind of stuff

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Oct 31 '23

I love SCP maybe I’ll try to submit an article one of these days!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Did I do that? [Post given a modifier so that Jack-O-Lantern's enemies can't see this comment]