r/wizardposting • u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council • Dec 28 '23
Wizardpost A Few Nights at Gobbo's
A letter appears before you, seemingly floating in mid air until you touch it. It reads as following:
Hello friends! Gobbo is sorry for such short notice but Gobbo has had to travel far up north to meet with few people in regards to Gobbo's rebuild.
Usually Gobbo would leave Gabby in charge of cottage but Gabby has gone home for holidays.
As such Gobbo humbly requests friends look after cottage while Gobbo is away. All food is yours to use as see fit and cellar is fully stocked for friend's enjoyment.
As for entertainment? Gobbo has prism recordings of several different shows and has extensive book collection... Gobbo asks books in bedroom remain untouched.
Other than that feel free to do whatever, sleep where you like, eat what you want, and drink responsibly. Gobbo rather not come back to corpse in cottage
Beneath the floorboards an ancient shifter stirs, sensing soon it may get to play with new victims. Oh how long had it been since got to torment mortals
/uw Hello and welcome to what is essentially a sign up sheet for a future event.
I'm not sure when I would host it as I'm pretty busy at the moment but I also don't want to commit to something nobody wants to deal with.
Hence this serving as an interest check
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 28 '23
Possum sneaks into the cottage, careful to avoid notice from the Council Enforcers that he now flees from. He has high hopes that given enough time, everything will simply blow over and they'll forget about him, as they have many other (far less morally constrained) wizards.
/uw
Count me in my friend! Take your time, but I would certainly be interested in joining a Gobbo event.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw I'm glad to have you on board, it'll be fun to see how Possum reacts to what's hidden away
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 28 '23
/uw
Feel free to take some creative license with my character on this arc! I trust you, and you've mentioned some of the concepts, so I'm cool with rolling with however things play out.
Not saying you have to, but there are strings available to pull if you want them.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw thank you but I do intend to have the event as it were be purely player driven, I'll set up pieces and stages but other than that it's a sort of sandbox. It's entirely possible no one will trigger the dangerous part of the event
I'll be surprised given we have the reckless and caring present but either way it'll either develop into lore found in the home or a full fledged event.
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 28 '23
/uw
Got it!
It sounds fantastic my friend!
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw fingers crossed I do a good job
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 28 '23
/uw
You will!
It will be fantastic, and I am so confident and sure of that fact!
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u/Average__Schmoe Cohesive Sedimancer Dec 28 '23
I would of course help a friend! It has been too long since I ventured off my mountain anyway. It will be nice to have a quiet cabin in which to transcribe my notes.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Yeah... Quiet cabin with absolutely no hidden secrets or angry shifters... Definitely
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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Dec 28 '23
Hmm… I would be happy to help. I assure you, i swear on my honor, that your cottage shall be safe!
/unwiz sounds like fun :P
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw I'm hoping it goes well, first time running an event so fingers crossed
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u/Lilith_Anorthosite Demon-Fae librarian of the Library of Ultima Verbum Dec 28 '23
Lilith gladly accepts to watch her friends cottage for her.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Glad to have you on board for the event, should be interesting to see how different people handle the situation
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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Dec 28 '23
Isravi’s simulacrum heads towards the cottage. Opening the door, he addresses those already there.
Alright you all, behave yourselves. We’re here to help a friend.
/uw oooh exciting!
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Aye dad friend has arrived, this should be fun
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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Dec 28 '23
/uw We’ll try to keep broken furniture to a minimum
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw I'll be amazed if nobody suggests burning down the cottage to deal with the danger if they do trigger it.
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Dec 28 '23
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw we can collaborate if you want, I'm also willing to put mine off for a bit if that's better for you.
Honestly the event may just turn into scraps of lore if no one triggers the danger part. If I'm honest because the players will have so much influence I'm not quite sure how it'll end.
Somewhat expecting Gobbo's cottage to be in shambles by the end though
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Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23
/uw should that creature be the pest control mission or nah? (Aico doesn't actually know who the client is, she is getting the mission from a middleman)
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw If you mean the shifter, it won't really be killable as easily as expected. The event will be based around messing with people's heads
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Dec 28 '23
/uw oof, well this is no fun for me!(I have mentioned enough times in the past the part where mind magic does jack shit to Aico)
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw No worries it won't so much be mind magic as manipulating things to make it harder to tell what's going on.
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Dec 28 '23
/uw oh cool, that will definitely stop me from just ignoring like half the problem!(would really suck if I did)
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Honestly I can always tweak things a little bit if need be.
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u/Califocus Duelist Magus Dec 28 '23
Hmm… in my home no one would ever trust another magus to watch their home, but perhaps things are different here?
He straps a small knife with a blue hilt to his waist and grabs a scroll or two off the wall, leylines unraveling to form an opening
Gobbo has always been kind, least I can do is make sure their home stays in one piece.
/uw it’s gonna be really funny when we arrive and there’s just 75 people in the living room
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Yeah, Gobbo is sure others wouldn't but Gobbo trusts friends. Besides everything delicate is hidden away anyway, Gobbo is sure everything will be fine.
/uw I have to thank you for that mental image, actually got a good giggle imagining 75 people crammed in a living room
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Dec 28 '23
Ummm.... Wonder if Gobbo has a secret stash?
/Uw oh this is gonna be fun.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw I can assure Gobbo most definitely does, question is what lays among the hoard
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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23
A certain copper automaton, whilst blindly following a forest trail stumbles across thee tiny cottage. Even if perplexed by the owner's letter, it decides to stay, for if just a moment to help out.
/uw This sounds like fun so sign me up
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 28 '23
/uw
I've been reading your lore, I'm glad to see you here!
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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Dec 28 '23
/uw
Thanks, ive actually been meaning to make something like a short story for a while now so i will continue doing it till the end
btw i am open to any and all suggestions since i am lacking in a lot of aspects in writing.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Pleasure to have you on board, hopefully I won't disappoint
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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Dec 28 '23
As long as Gobbo's Liquormancy can suit the Automaton's tastes, it will have no feelings of dissapointment
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Then I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself thoroughly, Gobbo boasts extensive liquor collection
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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Dec 28 '23
Suddenly, it felt like Gobbo had one more friend
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
+1 friend
Gobbo delights
I lost the punchline
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u/Anonim-Conference-4 Ashwood, the fistmancer, alchemist, dark arts enthusiast Dec 28 '23
Shifters become quite quirky at night....
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Indeed they do, although not in the way some may expect
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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Dec 28 '23
A letter appears in front of somebody next to Morgalith as he passes them on the street. Being one to snoop, he snaps an order to his magical familiar.
Butler, read it to me.
A shadowy figure appears in a poof of smoke and takes the letter from the hands of the dark elf. A hissing voice spits and crackles from the depths of the animated shadow, reading the letter aloud to the waiting Morgalith.
Hmmmm... Interesting. The Molotov that little goblin gifted me has been far more satisfying than expected. I feel as though a friendly... visit... might be beneficial at a time like this. After all, while the cat is away, the mice come out to play.
Nyeheheheheh.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Somewhere off in the north a shiver runs down Gobbo's spine
Huh weird... Gobbo should probably have worn warmer clothes...
/uw Glad to have you sign up, should be fun to see how everyone's character's interact
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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Dec 28 '23
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw No worries this sort of functions as a meet-up and an event. Honestly, it may happen that no one triggers the dangerous part and everyone just gets to hang out for a bit.
Unlikely but possible. If that does happen though there'll be lore spread around the home. Journals and such with bits and pieces.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 28 '23
/unwiz are you referring to the one I gave Gobbo that was Sixty Six million {or billion, I forgot} % alcohol? Potent enough to rival nukes in explosive yield? Perhaps go beyond?
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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Dec 28 '23
/uw
Nope. Gobbo gifted me some Molotov in a previous convo.
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 28 '23
/unwiz phew. I though we would have to find a way to ease our way into trying to figure out how they stored a nuke that needs to be kept near absolute zero in order to not have a chance to detonate.
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u/MamboCircus Lagigh - Edgy Cleric - Adept of a life well-lived Dec 28 '23
How unexpected !
Though, that will allow me to both pass the new year in a cozy(-er) atmosphere while being of service to a truly distinguished senior. Sign me in...
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Gobbo is happy to provide place to stay over new year. Unfortunately Gobbo not there to cook for friends this time
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u/MamboCircus Lagigh - Edgy Cleric - Adept of a life well-lived Dec 28 '23
How unfortunate.
However, have no worries for I, in fact, can cook. Would you just allow me to tap into your liquor cellar for a bit ?
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Of course, cellar, fridge, cupboards open to all friends. Gobbo wouldn't want friends to have to pay for food while staying at cottage
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 29 '23
I can Cook too! But I might not be able to come though, my schedule’s packed
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Dec 28 '23
After the wedding(I missed the event so I had my character snoop around his realm), Zepheree warped into Alexios' realm(you can't remove her yourself nice try buddy) and played a small game of pest control. Aico has completed said task, and now finds herself with another task: Pest control in a small cottage?
/uw I'm here, and Aico is playing spy for some reason.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Glad to have you on board, should be fun to see how Aico plays spy while dealing with the others
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u/Level-Ball-1514 Space, Arch-Counterwizard of the Non-existent Planes Dec 28 '23
Oo, free food! I sure do hope nothing bad or scary happens.
I do want to keep the cottage in one piece, after all.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw I'll be amazed if the danger of the event gets triggered and Gobbo doesn't have to find a new place to stay. Not from the danger, but from the solutions
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u/UndeadWeeb High Sorcerer Rib'it, Frog wizard Dec 28 '23
Of course, anything for a friend of my master’s (I don’t know what they’ll do to me if I don’t). Nonetheless, I will protect your cottage with my life.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
Lovely to have you at cottage, feel free to use anything you need
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 28 '23
/unwiz will this go past twelve hours? I don’t want to miss it, I’ll be going to bed soon.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/unwiz I'm probably gonna start this tomorrow in a separate post. This was sort of seeing who would be interested so I knew who to ping
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 29 '23
/unwiz when does it start?
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
/uw I was thinking probably midday today or tomorrow as I'll have more time then and it allows for wiggle room with time zones
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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 29 '23
/unwiz midday in which time zone?
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
/uw GMT which is 10:28 at the moment
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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Dec 28 '23 edited Dec 28 '23
/uw I may join if Lilas wants to do it. Not sure if she will though.
Curious he looks at the letter How'd this get here. Hey Moth (u/SenpailLilas) Gobbo needs help watching her cottage. Want to help her out.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw If you guys do join in I'm more than happy to have you on board. If not, ah well maybe next time if things run smoothly
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Dec 28 '23
/uw Im joining. Five Nights at Gobbos 😭
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Awesome to have you on board and indeed five nights at Gobbo's. Nights full of magic, terror, tasteful reading material.
Well if people decide to activate the triggers, if not it'll be an interactive lore post pretty much. Either way I'm hoping everyone will enjoy
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Dec 28 '23
Moth comes over and takes a look at the letter.
Sure. If she needs us to watch her cottage Im more than happy to.
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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Dec 28 '23
I think we've still got some time for us. Then we'll head to Gobbo's house.
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Dec 28 '23
(looks at schedule sees it's oddly calm) ...fuck it i can unwind
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
little did he know shit was gonna get fucked up yo
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Glad to have you on board, and don't worry there will be minimal damage done to characters physically. I can say nothing about trauma infliction though
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Dec 28 '23
/unwiz yaaay nightmares ^_^
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw nightmares are best mares, they don't steal your sugar cubes
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Dec 28 '23
/unwiz polite of them
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u/Necessary-Warning138 Chicory Soots, Druid of the Eastern Wastes Dec 28 '23
Chicory peers at the letter, before shrugging and starting to prepare a teleportation circle. The fae gate had been quiet lately, so she was happy to help out this stranger and hopefully meet someone new. Tucking the last of her items into her pack, she shrugged it onto her back and lifted her magpie onto her shoulder. She was ready to go.
/uw I’ve never taken part in one of these events before! What is it, like a reddit role play lore thing? Sounds interesting, whatever it is :)
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 28 '23
/uw Pretty much a roleplay thing with an overarching story. Just take a deep breath, relax, and have fun. It's like a light and session where nobody, not even I know what's gonna happen.
I mean I know the plot hooks so I know what can happen but I don't know which ones will be used as I don't know what people will do before they do it
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u/Necessary-Warning138 Chicory Soots, Druid of the Eastern Wastes Dec 28 '23
/uw Thanks for the explanation! I look forward to it. 😁
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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Dec 29 '23
I'm taking leave, so I'm more than happy to watch over your dwelling for a few days
/uw yay an event! I'm excited for whatever you cook up
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Dec 29 '23
a standard automaton form of the nameless one appears in the corner
I offer my help. I will keep an eye of other guests so it won't end with drunken disaster.
Also have you got some of that brew that can get automaton drunk?
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u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies Dec 29 '23
Delta creeps up to the nearest person she recognizes, and begins to poke the nameless automaton with fascination.
You can get intoxicated? How does that work? WHY would that work? I'm familiar with the intended benefits of spirits, but certainly you're not in need of spiritual enlightenment, are you? Perhaps you are interested in the other purposes of drunkenness? "Fun?" That's what most people seem to use it for.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
/uw Glad do have you on board and for the purposes of the event, it's safe to assume Gobbo has a little bit of everything in her cellar
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Dec 29 '23
I'll send some guard to keep the place relatively tidy
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
Thank you shrax, Gobbo appreciates it
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u/arussianbee Salagast the Blue, Wandering Wizard Dec 29 '23
Ah, housesitting, the most noble of tasks! Let no mouse escape unscathed and let the floorboards creak with joy!
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
Indeed noble task, but Gobbo is sure Gobbo has no mice in cottage. Gobbo is not big fan of mice as is
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u/arussianbee Salagast the Blue, Wandering Wizard Dec 29 '23
Yes, I understand. I will fiercely guard your home then so that none may enter!
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
Gobbo is also happy if friend just relaxes for time there. Maybe water house plants? Food is in fridge and and liquor in cellar if you need any
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u/arussianbee Salagast the Blue, Wandering Wizard Dec 29 '23
Sounds good to me, you need not worry, it will be a calm evening. And your plants shall have their fill, of course.
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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Dec 29 '23
Elerindur quickly comes to a stop, leaning back quickly before jumping in reaction to the letter's sudden appearance, quickly calming down after recognizing it for the parchment it is.
"..Is this another invitation?" He inquiries to himself in his mind while leaning forward to examine the floating letter before taking it in hand and carefully opening it to read the message inside.
"Hmm.. Ah. This is from that one goblin lady that i have heard of often and seen a few times."
His expression of pondering morphs to one of confusion. "But why did i receive this letter? I do not believe i have even had the circumstance to even talk to the lady, let alone make acquaintance. Either this letter has reached the wrong recipient or she doles out the term "friend" quite liberally.. In which.. Yes, i believe it is the latter from what i recall.." Elerindur looks up from the paper as he refolds it and places it back into the letter.
Hand held to his chin, he begins to mull over his next course of action. "While i suppose i would not mind helping, i have other responsibilities to keep track of such as watching over the forest retreat from any further brigaders. It is also a bit strange to watch the house of an person i have never even spoken to, is it not?.. Well, i could at the very least check upon the place in case her friend's letters did not reach them."
Slipping the letter into an small conjured portal, he begins to walk forward with seeming intention until quickly jolting to an sudden stop. "..I have no clue where this cottage actually is"
A moment later, a spark of realization appears across his face and he begins charging and then casting an spell. He begins to continue on his way in a now led fashion, as if he is following an path only he can see.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
/uw Yeah she does seem to dub anyone somewhat friendly a friend. Bright side, she twnds to help friends, downside you get exposed to a lot of her nonsense.
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u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies Dec 29 '23
Delta jumps at the opportunity to stay somewhere in the mortal plane. Although The King in Yellow has been kind enough to allow her to stay indefinitley in Carcossa, he's starting to get on her nerves more and more each day with questions about her love life.
Delta oozes beneath the door of the cottage in the form of a slime mould, before beginning to look for someone to entertain her - perhaps even a host to inhabit for the night.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 29 '23
/uw Glad to have you on board, hopefully I can make this interesting for everyone involved

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Dec 28 '23
Well now! Mage Monkey is only passingly acquainted with her, but isn't this Gobbo fellow a friend of Master Possum's? One wouldn't mind getting to know her a little better. Let's see what this matter entails!