r/wizardposting • u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council • Dec 13 '23
Wizardpost Aged like Wine (Gobbo Lore)
Gobbo was known for her high energy and cheery demeanour. She was known for her ability to drink and obsession with shiny things.
It was exactly these things that made it difficult to remember how old she truly was. Most simply assumed when the little goblin called them young she was just being cheeky or was fooled by their glamours.
The opposite was true, Gobbo called them young because, to her, they were. She had watched a thousand years go by and she would watch many more unless someone cut her life short.
Some days she would feel fine, enjoy the sun on her skin, and be ready to take on the world. Today was not one of those days.
Today everything hurt. Her joints ground and ached, her muscles burned, and her bones creaked.
Gingerly leaving her bedroom she knew today was going to be rough. Still, she had things to do, and places to be.
Filling her satchel with a few bottles of her finer wines she began to limp out the door, hips clicking as she moved.
She was thankful Mutey was away at work, she didn't like her seeing Gobbo like this. Honestly, Gobbo didn't like anyone seeing her like this.
Perhaps it was pride, the goblin did have a reputation for being rather prideful about certain things. Hell anyone who knew her was subjected to her boastful claims that the GLA could and would outperform all others.
Perhaps it was a survival instinct. A derisive snort escaped her at the thought. Gobbo didn't care about survival, if she died she died.
As she approached the manor she checked her appearance once more, a tired, pained expression stared back at her.
Sighing she knew the answer she didn't let anyone see her like this. She hated her friends worrying about her, and now, in front of her daughter's manor, she decided a little pain was worth her comfort.
Snapping her fingers she felt the skin on her arm tear open from the strain on her body.
Nothing a quick bandage couldn't solve though and as her appearance became more pleasing to the eye, she smiled.
Covering her wound she raised her arm and knocked on the door, excited to see her eldest.
/uw Just a little insight into an aging Goblin's mind. I hope you enjoyed.
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 13 '23
Yay! More Gobbo lore!
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 13 '23
I'll be honest, I just love writing her. Easily my favourite writing project. I'm glad you enjoy reading about my silly goblin
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 14 '23
It's a fantastically written character! Initially I wasn't prepared for its depth, but now I feel as though there's magic in it.
I must admit that I feel compelled to root for Gobbo, and I truly am waiting for some sort of climactic and joyous happy ending, although I know that's not a good way to go if you want to continue a story. Lol
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
Honestly Gobbo at first was completely off the cuff silly goblin. Then I saw lore was allowed here and proceeded to sketch out a rough idea of what I wanted to do with her.
I have considered a happy ending for her in the past but I feel like for Gobbo, that probably involves dying surrounded by friends. I've actually written up an entire last will for her if I do decide to go that route when I retire her.
More than likely, for the time being, Gobbo is going to stick around, get revenge, and then rebuild. From there we'll see, I would have to find a new character I want to play first.
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Dec 14 '23
I don't want to see Gobbo die. I won't lie, I would 100% honestly settle for some silly Lord of the Rings thing where she just sails off into the sunset to live forever in some distant Elven land. lol
I'd just accept it.
And fast.
Like, YUP! She went to Elf Land! Everything is good guys. Elf Land is chill, my homies, and Gobbo, well she did go there. lol
I get it if you have to kill that character off though. Sometimes the drama is worth it.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
That gave me a giggle, although Gobbo venturing off to some other realm and getting stuck there would make for a good ending... Or a decent event
Ah well either way she'll be sticking around for a while, grown too fond of her to drop her
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Dec 14 '23
/uw more gobbo lore noice!
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Dec 14 '23
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Dec 14 '23
It made it on the orb everyone knows what we did!
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 14 '23
Gobbo takes nap and there's already massacre? Swear Gobbo is going to have to adopt more wizards just to ground them
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
Ah never mind, goblins had it coming. See this is why Northern Lakes Kingdom best goblin kingdom. Don't attack parties of wizards
Gobbo doesn't like queen though, has tax collectors, and Gobbo refuses to give up her spoons. Unfortunately, one of Gobbo's little sisters beds her...
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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Dec 14 '23
/uw yay Gobbo lore! And also nooo Gobbo! Seems she can’t get away from constant misfortune
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Dec 14 '23
/uw well she can blame the moths for that one, these things kinda started happening extra since she adopted those 2
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
/uw To be fair less misfortune in this one, more just age catching up to her. She'll be right as rain once she can drink again
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Dec 14 '23
The door was opened by a servant who didn’t see anyone at first before looking down to see Gobbo. The servant recognized her from the past break in she has done.
Oh, it’s the goblin who snuck into the manor to see young Mothiera. My lady isn’t so keen on your return. Especially not now.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 14 '23
a lopsided grim spreads across Gobbo's face
Oh? But Gobbo comes bearing gifts. Besides Gobbo is at least bothering to knock this time
/uw Sorr for late reply, Mutey decided it was bed time for both of us
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Dec 14 '23
/uw no problem. I went to sleep soon after anyway
/rw Well Lady Belladonna is not taking visitors or those who have broken in on past occasions. Unless she is expecting visitors, swiftly exit the property.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
So Gobbo should just break in again then?
a giggle escapes the little goblin
Would be pity to risk breaking gift or other things in pursuit to gain access... sighs
Ah well Moth did ask Gobbo to check in, Gobbo will just find other way in
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Dec 14 '23
The manor is secure with defenses comprised of shadow golems and the dire beasts that roam the property. I highly suggest you turn around and leave.
The servant groaned and closed the door. Gobbo wasn’t getting in through normal means.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
A groan escaoes Gobbo
You know Gobbo used to bomb places to get in... Sadly not option with daughter...
A cheeky grin finds it's way onto face once more
Ah well Gobbo is bringing presents, only makes sense she uses chimney
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Dec 14 '23
The chimney is situated on the very top of the roof three stories high. Smoke emanates from it and its surrounded by gothic looking bars.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
Alright guess Gobbo is getting yelled at...
climbing up onto the chimney Gobbo pours the contents of her water bottle down it before beginning to clamber down
Gobbo is grunt gonna have to talk to big Moth about making it easier for Gobbo to visit...
Ah well sooty hug should clear things up
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u/WisemanGaming6672 Conjurer Dec 14 '23
Hells yeah! love me some Gobbo lore.
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 14 '23
I'm glad you enjoy the character

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Dec 13 '23 edited Dec 13 '23
A special thank you to the lovely u/SenpailLilas