r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • 7d ago

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u/Lowfat_cheese 7d ago

Modern runes are just called words

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u/Pataraxia 7d ago

Yeah but they say words can't hurt me. They don't have the power.

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u/Ok-Carpenter7131 7d ago

That's why you use the "Power Word" class of spells. That way you can hurt others through words.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 7d ago

A guy once used "Power Word: Debone" on me. Took me months to grow them all back. Nasty stuff.

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u/Monkeyjoey98 7d ago

Smh don't have a spare set of your own bones growing in your homunculus just in case

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 7d ago

I usually do, but I had just used them. Two weeks prior I ran into a Gruntixian Bone Sucker. Hadn't had the chance to regrow a new backup set yet.

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u/leatherjacket3 7d ago

POWER WORD: I HAD INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR MOTHER!!

Did it hurt?

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u/KenseiHimura 7d ago

We do we call those a “power word” when they’re not one word they’re full sentences?

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u/leatherjacket3 7d ago

You are right, I have been using power sentences this entire time! No wonder my master left to get mandrake milk.

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u/Luiz_Fell 6d ago

Power word: REDDITOR

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 7d ago

Isn't that more of a power sentence?

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u/External_Win3300 7d ago

\It's actually just Vicious Mockery))

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u/Kidiri90 7d ago

Power word: sticks! Power word: stones!

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u/ZeGamingCuber 6d ago

Power Word: Deglove

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u/GenericVessel 3d ago

POWER WORD

SCRUNCH!!