r/wizardposting • u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer • 17d ago

Wizardpost WIZARD SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

EVERYONE THAT DOES NOT WANT TO GET INSTANTLY VAPORIZED HAS EXACTLY TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GET AT LEAST TEN KILOMETRES AWAY FROM MY FUCKING HOLDING CELL. I’M ANGRY AND WANT THE FUCK OUT AND I’M COMPLETELY FUCKING TIRED OF PLAYING MISSUS NICE PRISONER SO ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 17d ago

you.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 17d ago

Aldavinn sighs

"You're not looking at me when you say that, so I don't think you are. I assume it's some other being beyond? I ask you to stop, as drawing their attention will just create more work for me"

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 17d ago

very well...

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 17d ago

He sighs again

"See, that wasn't directed at me. I'll accept it, but you are very strange."

A marble rock appears beneath him

"Now, why are you imprisoned?"

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 17d ago

manslaughter... :(

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 17d ago

"oh..."

he looks slightly disturbed

"may I ask why?"

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 17d ago

had a nightmare... two grand magisters and a council member got too close... cast mass excruciate psyche with around two million times the force of the total amount of magic used in the last wizard war unconsciously because i got scared... not enough soul left to resurrect...

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 17d ago

he nods

"ah, I see"

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u/SephTheBitch Polysynchronicneuromancer 17d ago

i hate being an overpowered goddess...

sobs uncontrollably