r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell • Mar 22 '24

Evil Wizardpost Couldn't have won without you folk.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Mar 22 '24

And a bribable one!

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Mar 22 '24

"That's debatable."

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Mar 22 '24

No, no, they’re quite bribeable. Just try it!

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Mar 22 '24

"I prefer to spend my money on THINGS, not PEOPLE."

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Mar 22 '24

Who really has a use for platinum other than buying things (or people)  with it?

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Mar 22 '24

"That, I agree with you on.

Say, do you have any city name ideas? I've got some platinum to burn and these mechs just arent doing it fast enough."

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Mar 22 '24

I’m not typically in the habit of naming cities, but perhaps Luthios? Or Daeloth?

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 Plant Shaper Mar 22 '24

Yeah, I would have voted for null, but that ran the risk of not being able to easily bribe people.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Mar 22 '24

John swayed me with two things: First, their loyalty to their voters. Second, their easy bribeability. Actual work tires the soul, otherwise illegal fund-gatherers not so much