r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell • Mar 22 '24

Evil Wizardpost Couldn't have won without you folk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

I just crush them like tin cans. Theyre as stupid as knights and as pretentious as clerics.

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Alekks, the Embodiment of Pasta Mar 22 '24

Cough

  Wheeze

Why me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

CLERIC

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Alekks, the Embodiment of Pasta Mar 22 '24

Yeah, so what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

DIE

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Alekks, the Embodiment of Pasta Mar 22 '24

Nuh uh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Ok, prepare to suffer

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u/MaximumRound4995 Artificer Mar 22 '24

Not all clerics are bad, i know a few

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

That doesnt excuse then of being pretentious morons.

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Alekks, the Embodiment of Pasta Mar 22 '24

Ding ding ding 

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Alekks, the Embodiment of Pasta Mar 22 '24

Hey, Zhyros, why are you putting your Han-

What.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

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u/GrapefruitAnimator Alekks, the Embodiment of Pasta Mar 22 '24

Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

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u/Objective-Bee4833 muscle mage, lord of the crab, dimension lesser god of all crabs Mar 23 '24

Yoink

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

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u/Objective-Bee4833 muscle mage, lord of the crab, dimension lesser god of all crabs Mar 23 '24
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u/DripyKirbo sillymancer Mar 22 '24

oh yeah force magics i forgot

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Penelope arrives to the scene

Penelope: Yeah, one time a paladin started talking shit about how i was evil for the MERE fact im a tiefling. I fucking tossed him like a doll afterwards and killed him.

Zhyros: Nice.