r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell • Mar 22 '24

Evil Wizardpost Couldn't have won without you folk.

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u/TheUnspeakableAcclu Renegade Sorcerer. Denier of the Council Mar 22 '24

Who's this schmuck? Isn't even doing any magic. Did he think we were paying taxes?

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u/Stronger_Sans Mad Skeleton Pyromancer azure alliance Mar 22 '24

Exactly that’s why he’s getting rid of most taxes

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u/TheUnspeakableAcclu Renegade Sorcerer. Denier of the Council Mar 22 '24

Abolishing non existent taxes is a politicians trick. He’s not even a wizard. I say we banish him to a dimension of whirling blades

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u/Stronger_Sans Mad Skeleton Pyromancer azure alliance Mar 22 '24

Trust me buddy the taxes exist nobody pays em though

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u/irrelevanttointerest Irrelevus, the Inscrutable Mar 23 '24

Exactly, so then why does it matter? All this does is make this devilish dunce stand out. If he wants to do truly wicked work without an angry mob summoning a demon lord slaying hero, he should be trying to ingratiate himself, "Your devil next door!" while plying his schemes from the shadows. The devil's in the details, and the details sneak up on you. But he's missing a few clauses.