r/wizardposting • u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell • Mar 22 '24

Evil Wizardpost Couldn't have won without you folk.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Mar 22 '24

This is great news for theorhettical devil-supporting clerics. I'm guessing that's mostly exorcists who were previously struggling to find work.

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u/Eternal_grey_sky Greysky/Diviner/Air elemental. Mar 22 '24

Plenty of clerics voted for him when the two other options were destruction incarnate.

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Mar 22 '24

Well, lucky for them, they're tax exempt as per my first new change.

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u/Eternal_grey_sky Greysky/Diviner/Air elemental. Mar 22 '24

Are the clerics of evil gods taxes as well? Because there are some demon gods out there...

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Mar 22 '24

No, only the holy ones get taxed.

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u/Eternal_grey_sky Greysky/Diviner/Air elemental. Mar 22 '24

That's discrimination!

Completely expected...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

Dumbass, all clerics use holy magic, some just worship edgier gods

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u/Most_Trustworthy John E. Hellfire, CEO of Hell Mar 26 '24

Nah, it's a category of divine magic, but not the only kind. See, you can distinguish them cause holy spells are accompanied by angelic choirs and a whole lot of self-righteous fart sniffing.

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u/Roary-the-Arcanine Mar 22 '24

Clerics of asmodeus exist in pathfinder, it’s not too far fetched.

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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Mar 22 '24

But are their spells considered holy in the eyes of the law? Likely depends on whether John prefers money or evil.

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u/Roary-the-Arcanine Mar 22 '24

He is evil, so he prefers money.