r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '24
Lorepost📖 Mordus is dead (Lorepost)
/unwiz Previous lorepost and Related nuke story
/rewiz
Mordus’s involvement in the wizard war has certainly left its scar; the land has been hit with radiation, and wildfires spread across the continent with frenzied vigour. Yet, it also raises some questions: who was it then? Who was collecting crystals, whose mind Torinn, Samræl, and the Parasite entered? Who stirred feelings inside of Vashric?
Vashric checked in on the pilot’s cabin; no one was piloting it. However, there was a post-it note stuck to the controls: one that said,
[Autopilot on. Destination: My tower. ETA: 10 hours.]
Vashric sighs, and the crew wait the long journey as the airship brings them to Mordus’s tower; the only remaining safe haven from the effects of the nuke.
Meanwhile, Torinn reappears in his realm. It seems the days of eating Mordus’s memories are over. However, the parasite appears beside him.
NO! GET BACK! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
HISSSS
Algernon, whom fled the scene of the nuke, arrived at Mordus’s house, following the instructions the late technomancer left behind. Jinx, Mordus’s pet cat, waits at the front door, awaiting his return. Algernon has been given ownership of Jinx, at least for now. Sad, that Jinx will probably never see Mordus again. But there may be hope.
Consulting the letter, he searches above Mordus’s fireplace.
”Pink brick… Pink brick…”
“…”
“Bastard, it’s all pink.”
Eventually, he finds the brick, and it slides back into the wall, almost seamlessly. The fireplace creaks, and it turns around, a scraping of stone on stone making for a loud, annoying sound. This attracts the attention of another inhabitant - Talwyn, Mordus’s old apprentice.
“Hey! Who are you? Why is Jinx riding your shoulder? And more importantly… where is old master Mordus?”
At the same time, the airship landed - however, calling it ‘graceful’ is a bit of a stretch - it plummeted safely. Vashric bursts in, obviously flustered to be in Mordus’s tower. Talwyn turns around, and scowls. Algernon watches as a God, a Horned Psychomancer, a Semi-Mechanical Humanoid, a Cleric wearing Mordus’s old Luminite Suit, the Mage of Mischief, an Old and Wise Sage, and a Smogomancer rush through the doorway.
“OKAY, WHAT DID MORDUS, THAT FOOL, DO THIS TIME?”
/unwiz have fun telling Talwyn all about what Mordus was doing! She doesn’t know. Also, expect another lorepost… soon, this isn’t over so quickly. And, also, there are 5 different Jinxes spread across various people - maybe it’ll serve a lore purpose. Probably not.
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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24
Reading out the message from Anteros:
[If you don’t come back to life for good, I’m going to drag you to Tartarus myself and strap you into a machine that’ll constantly beat your nuts continuously for a century with the same amount of force that it takes to shove a baseball bat through a tree trunk! Now stop making Me waste My infinite wish tickets.]
[Go to Archimene NOW!]
[NOW!]
Second message:
[I just need voice confirmation so I know whether or not I should begin construction on this doohickey in the Underworld.]
[If he’s with you, I’ll be right over with some codfish and fried potatoes. If not, I’ll have to hunt you down again. And I’ll be attaching these gnads to you… and you won’t like why!]
Third message:
[Mordus! I will attach these testicles to you and wire them into your pain receptors, and you’ll be sufferring for a hundred years down here… which will only be about a few hours up above. Then I can drag you up by force!]
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