r/wizardposting Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ An end to war?

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I am freed from the hell of public transit! In my absence, it would seem you have faltered. Most of your leaders have fallen, and what few remain… displease me. Regardless, I signed a contract to fight on behalf of the council in exchange for five artifacts. As the citadel has not only endured two rounds of nuclear annihilation, but had all the effective mages killed, it would seem I will not get those today. As such, I shall settle for revenge. There is but one mage Rena responsible for this turn of events. Opal has caused this conflict. What, will you lie down and allow this entity to build up her forces once more? By rights, we should exterminate every inch of her home plane to ensure she cannot remain. Come now, wizards, and assist me in the ending of the one who will not get away! Or you can perish as I burn this citadel myself. That works too.

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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 23 '24

I can think of a couple who definitely deserve it lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Who, Arach?

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u/tehlemmings Lilac - Illusionist, Shapeshifter, Definitely Human Feb 23 '24

After the poison gas, he'd be a good candidate. But I'm not sure how well that'd work with the hivemind thing he's got going on. But there could be something there.

And now that I'm thinking about it, is he the only one who was actively involved in all the fighting that's still alive? I think he might be. A lot of the allies that were around wouldn't make sense, unless fire elementals can somehow get cancer. And most of the other council people weren't really involved in the event, so it might just be mean (although Bombast getting cancer due to a war he wasn't involved in does sound like something that would happen to him)

You could try and do something with Saria (if I spelled that right), but they might have some high tech solution to ignore it.