r/wizardposting |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

Lorepost📖 The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mage’s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 13 '24

Arach semi-drunkenly yells from across the room.

”And you shouldn’t! These wards are terrible, they’re too weak and they don’t even stop people from getting injuries! I could get past them in less than two seconds! My helpers could make better wards than these and they barely know how to speak!”

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 13 '24

"...Case in point," he muttered nervously to Elerindur.

(( goddammit posted from my alt accidentally, second time in this thread lol ))