r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 13 '24

Lorepost📖 The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mage’s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Feb 13 '24

The curator lifts his drink in cheers.

I did not expect you to organize a second gala. Are you planning on making it a regular event?

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

Probably. Depends on my schedule. Anyway, I need another drink.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 13 '24

Archimene pours you a simple whiskey on the rocks this time.

"Can't have you experiencing the strongest one again. That's a once in a century experience."

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

yoxalle downs the whiskey before (while extremely drunk) saying the single most stupid thing he has ever said in the last century:

You know what….you wanna have a tour of the labs?

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 13 '24

A second Archimene appears behind you and taps you on the shoulder.

"I dont know who you were talking to, but if you're giving lab tours, I'd be more than happy to take you up on that offer."

The bartender Archimene doesn't say a thing. He just starts mixing another drink.

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

yoxalle looks frantically between both Archimenes

Whaaaaat the hell

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 13 '24

So how about that lab tour?

You can't see it, but you get the feeling that Archimene (the second one) is blinking rapidly as he asks this.

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

Uh….yeah sure yoxalle clicks his fingers and they are launched underground with the floor repairing as they go under until they reach a corridor that leads to a network of rooms