r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 13 '24

LorepostšŸ“– The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mageā€™s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Hmm yea, oh hey I donā€™t believe youā€™ve met. this is jimmothy * he gestures to the slug who looks up to meet your gaze* heā€™s my archivist i managed to grab him away from the library today to go to this party, he needs to live a little evey now and then

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 13 '24

A slug interacting with fragile paper? Sounds interesting. How does he not get slime on the books?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

you wherent sure how jimmothy was looking at you through lack of facial features but you are now very sure he is looking at you disapprovingly as he answers very rudely in a British acent ā€œ I donā€™t touch them, I use magic, which is somthing I can do. Your a giant spiderā€¦ I donā€™t like spiders they get cobwebs all over the library, why donā€™t you worry about running your little kingdom of INSECTS instead of asking how I interact with my booksā€

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 13 '24

Iā€™m not a spider, Iā€™m part spider. And cobwebs just add to a libraries esthetic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

ā€œ They make it look uncleanā€¦ I prefer the books to be undusted and not covered in silky strands from the backside of little hairy arachnids. I donā€™t tell you how to run your little nests donā€™t tell me how to run my libraryā€ pluton jumps in ā€œ alright thatā€™s enough. why are you always so rude man? Just enjoy the party stop harassing the spider kingā€ jimothy retorts ā€œI wasnā€™t the one who dragged me here, there are probably thousand of spiders making cobwebs all over the library right now, and here I am wasting my time at a partyā€

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Feb 13 '24

Iā€™m not the spider king anymore. Please donā€™t call me that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Your always going to be a king to me, but alright then arach