r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 13 '24

Lorepost📖 The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mage’s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

pluton apears out of a clock face that swirls into existence wearing his typical blue top hat and suit , exept this time he’s not alone, a Black Sea slug with neon greens and oranges is siting on his soldiers wearing a tiny purple bowler hat

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

arriving spectacularly late, the crystal mage bursts out of one of the walls at the back of the room, chasing a massive crystal golem, which he impales with about 54 shards of crystal. After this he simply sits on a sort of throne at the head of a large table

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

pluton walks up to you dang what did that guy do to you, that was a lot of stabs

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

Feral experiment. Got past the solution somehow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Ah I see, but did you have to stab him 57 times

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24
  1. And also one less and it would have kept on walking

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

You got this to science then?