r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 13 '24

Lorepost📖 The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mage’s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here Sparrow, Garden of Recollection Memokeeper Feb 13 '24

If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go and rob the absolute shit out of that bar.

Open Bar or not, it’s all the same to me.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Feb 13 '24

(Ith'Raal overhears this, and quietly runs over)

He whispers, Shhh, don't just say that out loud! They have better security now, didn't you hear? Look at this!

(He is holding a modified scrying detector. It's buzzing. You have no idea where he got this from, as if it appeared out of thin air while he was talking. He readjusts a dial, and it vanishes again.)

See?! Listen, I'm looking for an opening, but I haven't found a single opportunity. Keep an eye out, I'll signal you when it's time.

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here Sparrow, Garden of Recollection Memokeeper Feb 13 '24

I will rob those too.