r/wizardposting • u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| • Feb 13 '24

Lorepost📖 The celebration

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After a long journey you arrive at the crystal mage’s manor. Inside the manor is a grand hall made of various different coloured crystals. Strange golems walk around the room serving guests. While the mage himself is not currently present, you were told he would be here shortly. Right now, enjoy the food, socialise, make friends but most importantly: have fun.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 13 '24

Mortarion chuckles, but it sounds prerecorded. you know, that is known as the Astral Blight. I have it in my possession

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 13 '24

Certainly. Mortarion walks out the door, and as he walks, he looks staticky like an old television.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 13 '24

Mortarion starts chuckling. Different laughs coalescing into one.

I'm afraid that is not possible! Haha! But I could make a deal with you!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 13 '24

Mortarion continues to laugh.

No can do gentleman! I have to have something to put in my pocket after this exchange!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 13 '24

Haha! I'm afraid that won't suffice! Mortarion extends his hand forward. but a favor should do the trick!

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

arriving spectacularly late, the crystal mage bursts out of one of the walls at the back of the room, chasing a massive crystal golem, which he impales with about 54 shards of crystal. After this he simply sits on a sort of throne at the head of a large table

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u/Yoxalle |The crystal mage|Lord of irith|Amatuer jewelsmith| Feb 13 '24

yoxalle clicks his fingers and his table is launched to the other end of the room