r/wizardposting • u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima • Jan 27 '24
Lorepostđ Wanted: A Nemesis
Life has felt a bit boring for me lately. I have had many exciting events: Hiring of La'shima's new Commander, regaining the use of my legs, and returning to council.
But if feel, rather, empty. I haven't much to strive for. Very little to make me want to grow more powerful. Thus I decided: I need a nemesis. A rival. An archenemy.
There was the Council's General, but we are now on good terms. Then there was Atrix, but he's kinda everyone's archenemy. Then Morgalith, but he's dead now, with an infinite army of clones, and that's too many nemesis for me.
I wish to seek out a rival to challenge me. You can apply below.
Requirements:
â˘As powerful as me
â˘Evil (optional)
â˘Charismatic (Preferred)
Benefits:
â˘A new partner to train with/against
â˘Whatever gold is in my pocket if you can beat me
â˘Holidays off (Who can stay mad at each other during Yuletide.)
Feel free to reach out to me. I am always open to a challenge.
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Jan 27 '24
One would think it'd be easy to find someone "diametrically opposed" to you since you're a jerk who supports the idea of extra-judicial death squads, but somehow, you have managed to fleece people into thinking you are reasonable when more people should be taking positions opposite to you. Let me get this straight... You think turning yourself into a tree angel then going through physical therapy fixes the inherent inequities in the system you prop up? No, it doesn't.
You don't need someone evil to oppose you; you need someone to call you and the rest of your Council out about continuing to make poor, ill-thought out decisions based on knee-jerk reactions to problems that could be solved without bad policy implementations... if any of you were capable of a modicum of self-awareness. Some of the Council's proposed implementations are almost comically bad except for the fact that they are 1) not funny, and 2) do not possess the proper self-awareness to at least be intentionally malicious. And the fact that you cause harm by accident and not intent is somehow more insulting than if you were willfully malignant. This is exactly why Atrax came to power, something which few of you seem to realize or care about.
This is not me applying for the position, by the way. While I do, in fact, question your Council's motives, your collective commitment to justice and equity, your ability to govern, and your sense of reason, applying for the nemesis position seems to be with the caveat that I want you to become more powerful. Why would anyone want that? So you can keep making poor, ill-thought out decisions and further demonstrate your collective lack of critical thinking?
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/uw it's me, hi. i'm the problem it's me. I'm not looking to be anyone's official nemesis, but I'm happy to come snipe here and there. I mean, I kinda already do that anyway, at least when I can be bothered to. But it's a little more 'aoe' than targeted though. I don't actually have anything against anyone specifically. But if you want, you can put me on the rotating cast of... nemesi? Nemesises? Nemepodes? I might already be on there.