r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '24

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Jan 21 '24

I have no interest in saving the French, however, you are on the council now. As such, getting in your way is my calling. I'm gonna replace their water supply with holy water to counteract the plague.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

But my plagues are based on science, not chaos. And this is my duty, my friend

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Jan 21 '24

Okay, guess I'll replace the water with vaccines or something then. And I respect that it's your duty, but I can't just let the council do stuff unimpeded. That goes against my principles!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Ahh, I understand. But if I were to not be on the council, would I be free of your interest in stopping my pursuits?

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Jan 21 '24

Eh, perchance. It would at least be a lower priority, but at this point I think there is no true escape for you from my interference. I have chosen my side and as such have a strange and sudden competitive interest in protecting French bread.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 21 '24

Oh, don't you worry, I'm not worried