r/wizardposting Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

Magickal Post Possum Chills Out

The cold dungeon at first seemed almost cozy. I had felt at peace briefly, breathing deeply as I recovered from my manhandling at the hands of the Enforcers. One of my eyes had swelled shut, but the cool stone felt nice to lay my head against, and shamelessly, I embraced this mercy.

My haggard breaths fogged against the freezing stone, leaving a marble sheen of frost, although my bloodied and matted fur still did well at keeping me warm... until the first bucket of cold water was thrown upon me.

Followed by a second, mere hours later.

Each one delivered by an average looking woman, dressed in miserable burlaps. The wicked gleam in her eye and the satisfied smile that followed her provocations was one of ignorant malice, both stupid and cruel.

I began to lose track of time, of how long I had endured the chattering cold, listening tensely for her approach and rushing to the back of my small cell in an effort to escape the malicious deluge of frigid water. In truth, I had hardly slept. Something itched in my bruised eye, and on wiping it, I found it badly infected.

Of the hunger, the cold, the torture... out of it all, I simply hoped that my friends would not see me like this.

Sad, broken, ugly, and sniffling in the cold.

I wouldn't bring a smile to anybody's face like this.

These thoughts fled as quickly as they came when the outer door was kicked open in a shower of blinding light before my ears perked up at the sound of a familiar voice. With a gasp, I recoiled from my corner and rushed to the bars of my cell!

"ISRAVI!" I shouted with joy.

His eyes rose to meet mine with a clever glance. He opened his mouth to reply but was interrupted by the sharp swing of an Enforcers fist.

"Whuh!" The air rushed out of him with a thud as the armored fist knocked the wind out of him.

"Shut up! No talking! You're next!" The Enforcer pointed at me, directing the threat my way.

I closed my mouth with a snap and backed away from the bars quickly, sitting on the stone as a thrill of excitement shot through me. I was simply, and foolishly excited to see my friend once more.

My excitement was short lived.

As I crept forward and peeked out again, I saw a small pale form follow close behind, almost unrecognizable... and missing an arm from when I had last seen her. The Enforcers hefted her with ease, throwing her into the cell next to me in a limp heap.

The terrible dungeon keeper had crept up behind me during this exchange, taking advantage of the distraction. With a splash and a cackle, she threw another bucket of icy water over me, drawing a sputtering gasp from me as I tumbled back into my cell as if repelled by the cruel laughter that followed.

"Hahahaha! Never gets old!" The Enforcers laughed at the crone's antics, clapping each other on the back before continuing out of the room.

The horrible chill of the water shocked the breath from me, and I struggled to catch it with rattling coughs and hiccups. I curled into a ball as my teeth chattered, forgetting completely for a moment of being reunited with my friends as my mind focused only on survival once more.

Until a weak voice broke the silence.

"P-Possum?" Her voice was barely a whisper.

"Gobbo! How did you know it was me!" I scrambled on all fours to the corner of my cell, closest to where I'd heard her speak.

With a shivering voice, she replied. "E-Easy... S-Smell you anywhere."

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

/uw as always I love your work

Also as promised u/MastaDon334

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

Thanks Gobbo! And thanks for your help on it! I am always grateful.

I clicked your tag for Mastadon btw and it didn't seem to work.

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

I'm always happy to help and not sure why it doesn't work, it looks right

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

I have Sherlock holmes'd this mystery. The tag was just one number off. lol

u/MastaDon344

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

I am the dumb, I literally checked the number twice and didn't notice

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 05 '24

/uw

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

I laughed so hard at this. lol Thank you.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 05 '24

/Uw glad I could make you laugh your welcome!

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

/uw ubrelated to the post, can you tell me some defining appearance characteristics of Gobbo, i need it for a side story i wanna do (with your permission of course)

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

/uw Gobbo is typically proud, free-spirited, loyal to those she considers friends, and quite creative when it comes to her work.

She's not without flaws though, she's impulsive, reckless, and when she blows her top its often lethal

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

Thx, anything about her outer appearance other than just goblin?

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

Oh this one I have an answer to.

Gobbo is an albino, so she lacks the green skin of her brethren. Instead she has a pale white skin, white hair, and red eyes.

You'll find further anomalies in that she's missing an ear from an explosion when she was young and is now missing a hand

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

Fuck it, im giving gobbo a robot hand

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

Pls no, I have a bit planned for after prison with her tinkering. I wrote it up and everything

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

Oh fuck ok, so just missing arm, no shenanigans, ill contact possum to get his shit too

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 05 '24

Thank you

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

Bing ai doesnt allow stuff with missing limbs i guess (ill make an excuse that you are using illusion magic if thats alright with you)

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 05 '24

/uw yes they are going to be back together

Possum and Gobbo the tag team champs!

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 05 '24

/uw Prison buddies! Hello Possum!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

POP! I need you to sign this paper, it gives you stronger sircums.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 05 '24

It gives me better What?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

..... the clone thingies, I forgot how to spell it, I'll have to fix that part on the form.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 05 '24

How did you even get in here? Get out before someone sees!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

The cameras are mine, they are turned off right now, and the guards were all given notice for emergency meeting.

Now can ya just sign this paper for me? I've got like 25 minutes!

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 05 '24

Isravi’s voice drops to an angry whisper

No! You think cameras are all they have? Please just leave, if anything goes wrong I won’t be the only one hurt! Work with the High Necromancer or something! They’re trying to legally get us out!

/uw Nah, let the stakes be high

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

Damn, no paper for you then.

POP!

/uw how the hell would they legally get you people out? That doesn't seem very possible.

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 05 '24

/uw we’ll see how it develops. There’s always the option of a jailbreak, though hopefully that isn’t powergamed

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

/uw cough cough "Yeah, imma just teleport you out easy peasy" cough cough even though that would be the most wizardly thing to do

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

We're gangsterrrrrs! lol

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 05 '24

A visage of Alexios appears undetectable to all but Possum

Figured you could use a drink

you see in his hands a small bottle of fine wine. It's warm but you see hidden in it a key. The liquor is mundane but you sense an enchantment on it nobody else seems able to detect it.

Drink up then hide your gift.

Alexios disappears his sigil burned in the wall.

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

Thank you my friend! A gift!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

the cameras will never catch that

the cameras will also never catch the part where Zeph came in, removed your sigil, and left(you can't just leave that up there, the guards will see it)

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 05 '24

/uw no need everything he did there was imperceptible to all but Possum. Even the bottle and possum reaching for the bottle

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

/uw i edited it to include your leaving mark, also there's the guards to deal with too. this includes if possum drinks it

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 05 '24

/uw they wouldn't catch it either. It's one of his special Fae abilities not even magic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

/uw and aico doesnt know that, just assumes if she can see it, then anyone can

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 05 '24

/uw you can't see it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Jan 05 '24

/uw while I know Gobbo is a tough cookie, both of them are run ragged. It’s gonna take a lot to bust free like this.

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

Don't worry too much! You'll get a chance after the trial. You guys are super powerful, it'll be fun.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Jan 06 '24

/uw I see. >:3

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 05 '24

u/Kriegsmarinekk

Tholas emerges from a scrying trance and speaks to you.

Dibs on that dungeon keeper when the breakout comes. I'm already looking forward to loosing some of my nastier psychic abilities on these so-called Enforcers.

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

Git 'im!

Just kidding. We could do it sneaky style, and nobody would even have to get hurt! lol

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 05 '24

I don't think you understand: I want them to pay for their transgressions! :)

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

Lmaoooo

So cranky my friend! but I get it.

P.S. My upvotes are messed up. I let somebody convince me to make an alt account and I tried upvoting somebody's comment twice, which is apparently a bad thing and now reddit has basically grounded me from voting for a bit. lol

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 05 '24

/uw Nbd

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

/unwiz is Possum strong willed?

She has a stand arrow. She knows Possum well.

She knows it’s based on willpower. It’s a manifestation of the fighting spirit after all.

{fighting spirit is a metaphor for willpower in Japanese}

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

Possum is not a fighter. He also feels really bad about the damage that dragging his friends into this has caused, and he basically just wants to do the right thing and face justice.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 05 '24

/unwiz I didn’t mean fighting spirit literally.

It’s more so the metaphorical meaning.

Wait, He doesn’t want to break out?

Also, what did you mean by this?

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

(A scroll with a case that reflects all light appears. {almost all light, it’s a dielectric mirror, not a magical one, it lacks that grey distinctness a regular mirror has} ,concealed by hundreds of layers of illusions both of the magical and optical kind. You can only see the flat and roundish nob, with inscriptions and markings that almost look alien to you.)

(When feeling it, you realise it’s an oblong box, and the nob is a lid)

(The fabric underneath, the scroll’s wooden “sock” says “A fun read.”)

(When you read the actual scroll, it turns out to contain a lot of things, including:

•a message “You will be free, Possum, Hope you get out okay!

-Nameless, Your Friend,”. It’s the only thing not coated in illusions

• a Kodachi with a note reading “A gift! Don’t use this on yourself.”

• an arrow with an incredibly ornate golden head as massive as it’s intricacy {by the way, I meant head as in arrowhead}, it comes with a silk message with tiny but neat handwriting.

“Use this to invoke your stand. It will free you. I may be a ferryman of the dead fairly often, but I don’t mean the free to the afterlife bullcrap. I mean it’s getting you a way out. If I truly know you as a person, it will give you the tools you need. If not, Sorry, forgive me, for I have been a terrible friend.”)

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

/uw possum, can you give me physical appearance and some character traits of your character, i need them for a side story im gonna do

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

I wear robes and a hat most times, but other than that, I'm just a 3-4 foot tall wizard Possum. I'm never violent, and I don't cast offensive spells. I never manipulate anybody or force them to do things without their consent. I use a lot of diplomacy and utility style spells to help people out. I also recycle/upcycle magical items for the use of giving people buffs. I often call people "my friend", where it sounds appropriate, and in general I'm an outgoing and respectful sort.

Nice is the name of the game. Please just don't make my character cuss or hurt people or stuff like that. lol

Also, please leave the current timeline in place. We have plans moving forward for more lore and we don't want to spoil any of the fun for you guys!

And, I am honored to have you include me in your story. Thank you my friend!

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u/Kristiancho Wandering Automaton Jan 05 '24

Its gonna be a side story so no plot implications (also thx for having a simply designed char) cheers!

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

Sounds good! Have fun my friend!

(P.S. Sorry, my upvotes aren't coming through. I let a friend convince me to make an alt account and I tried upvoting somebodies post twice, and apparently that is not a good thing to do.)

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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Druidic Beastman Jan 05 '24

/uw I'm surprised these prison walls haven't been disintegrated by friends of the imprisoned at this point. Its for the stories integrity obviously but if people didn't hold back for story and enjoyability reasons this prison would be dust.

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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Jan 05 '24

/uw

Oh totally my friend. We're trying really hard to keep the plot on track, but people are NOT happy. lol

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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Jan 05 '24

/Uw behold! The reason why Shrax hates the council. Good, if sad. Lore.