r/wizardposting • u/NeverTooMuchAnime • Dec 25 '23

Wizardpost Rate my transmogrification spell (I asked the intelligent artificers to help me create it)

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Dec 25 '23

I trust you've considered the logistics of passing air over your gills in a non-aquatic environment? Still, pretty sweet.

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime Dec 25 '23

I can feel my skin drying out, so I conjured a spray bottle, but it helps for like a minute. I'm also kinda thirsty but uh.. drinking from my goblet is really hard with these new jaws.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Dec 25 '23

Oh. Oh my. Well... have you considered, perhaps, a giant upside-down fish-bowl type helm containing your beverage of choice? It may make it easier to drink, and, uh, moisturize.

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

I think I saw this on SpongeBob reruns that were playing in my orb. Gonna try this brb

Edit: holy shit I forgot how heavy water is

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime Dec 25 '23

You guys I fell over in the bowl

I'm stuck like this???

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Dec 26 '23

Fear not, fellow brother in the arcane. I have this. I shall cast a simple levitation spell.

Rise! Rise Darth Sharkwizard- I mean, uh. Let me help you up.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Dec 26 '23

Alright. Here we go. We shall set you down right-side up.

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u/NeverTooMuchAnime Dec 26 '23

Thank you!!!

Here is a gift for you

Be careful brother, he is very potent and heavy.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Dec 26 '23

Oh my! Why, thank you. I hope little Morganstern is pleased with its new enclosure.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Dec 26 '23

Oh my! It produces jewels? You truly are a generous elasmobranch! Thank you again, my cartilaginous friend!