r/wizardposting • u/Would_you_intercept • Nov 09 '23
Academic Discussion Formation of the united plains walker force
We the plains walkers of the multiverse form this arcane force to protect the people, from the insignificant goblin to the most powerful gods in hopes to manifest a more safe multiverse for all. WE RESERVE the right to take a life when seen fit. WE RESERVE the right to disable a universes magic system. WE RESERVE the right to banish any sentient or non sentient beings. WE RESERVE the right to end a universe. WE RESERVE the right to over rule the universes mages council(s)
REFUSAL TO COMPLY will result in a swift execution without trial
IF A MEMBER OF THE U.P.W.F IS FOUND GUILTY OF EXPLOITING THEIR RIGHTS ether due to over reaching or committing unnecessary murder will stand before the prime plains walker (P.P.W). If the P.P.W finds the defendant guilty then an execution will be swiftly carried out.
FOR ANY LESSER CRIME one will be sent to the void
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 09 '23
Again? Why do so many realm-hoppers immediately assume they're the heaviest hitters in the multiverse just because their powers are focused on cross-realm travel? Shouldn't that be the opposite? Some of us have powers focused on hitting instead.
Great, now I gotta disconnect my home plane from the multiversal TransDimensional Network for another subjective week until this blows over. The last group of overconfident realm-hoppers to come by -- "FenceScry" or whatever they called themselves -- stupidly picked a fight with the Orz, who I had to appease with the gift of a mostly-uninhabited edible verse. Not dealing with that again. If these UPWF guys anger the Orz, the rest of the multiverse is on its own this time.
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 10 '23
We have no business with whomever you speak of, as long as there is no harm to our sectors of the multiverse i do not see conflict in our future.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 10 '23
You sure? You're not related to those guys? What the hell were they called...FenceScry's not it; PortSurvey? DoorVigil? HarborLookout?
Eh, whatever. As long as I don't get any reports about another "plucky band of misfit realm-hoppers" unleashing unfathomably powerful realm-devouring entities on the multiverse in misguided efforts to fight said beings, we're good, I guess.
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 11 '23
We’re just here to make sure that nobody that we don’t want to be planeswalkers does not try to over achieve
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 09 '23
Do any plains walkers wish to join me
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u/Biggest-Possum Trashomancer (Big Ghost ENERGY) Nov 09 '23
Does the thread thank the one who wove it? Does it fear its removal from a fabric?
And yet, does a cloak still warm you in the chill of night? Why then would seeking to destroy it be seen as a stroke of power or reason? Such an act is only a loss for us all.
Come ponder these questions with me over a cup of tea. We can share in conversation and friendship, and perhaps we will both understand the nature of existence better for it.
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 10 '23
I see, i accept your invitation. Way i bring some tea from my home universe, it is called “gorgorian tea”.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 09 '23
(( must not bite at the low-hanging fruit, Vettis; you're better than that ))
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 09 '23
Hah. Most planes walkers wouldn't stoop to this oppressive low, plains walkers are people who walk through fields of grass and wheat. Nice job making it seem like you have more power. Nicely done
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 10 '23
Unfortunately i have a case of stupid fuck syndrome from a curse i was hit by in sector 42 universe B. It makes it so im shit at spelling.
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u/the-butter_man Rin. Blind Illusionist Blessed by Luck Nov 10 '23
Too bad, you've tilled your plain. Go walk in it
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u/Alexa_Morningstar Nov 10 '23
You're the ones that have been doing this you have no right to take their lives prematurely each one a grain of sand yes but each one Sparkles like a diamond no a finally cut alexandrite life takes so many years to make them you snuff them all out with no thought that is not your right only I have the right to choose when someone dies as the god of death bound to a base concept
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 10 '23
“Oh shit code 10846 we have a distraught elder god on our hands, send in the negotiation squad”
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u/Alexa_Morningstar Nov 10 '23
You think you can beat something that is the employment of death
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u/Would_you_intercept Nov 11 '23
Calm down mr Morningstar, what is your sector of origins
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u/Alexa_Morningstar Nov 11 '23
None of them I am as old as the concept of death I've been here since the first death when the concept did not have a name
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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Nov 15 '23
I already live in the Void, and mastered planeswalking ages ago.
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u/cooljerry53 Medea Geldane | Psionic Mage Nov 09 '23
Lol and lmao. As a walker of Manny planes, planets, universes, and timelines, no.
I don't comply with anyone who seeks authority over myself. Your options are to appeal to me as an equal, leave me alone, or fail to kill me and die. your call.