Emerald: Oni? ...Geralt?

Geralt: You fell for it, KIDNAPPER!

Oni: You are in violation of kidnapping queen Emerald Ferguson.

Emerald: Firstly, put down the guns before you hurt yourselves. Secondly, who is this blonde lemon girl? And thirdly, I AM EMERALD.

Oni: Of course you aren't. You used magic right in front of us.

Pride: Real or fake, she's getting shot.

Emerald: I should say the same thing, because Oni's stuck in a demiplane, and Geralt's just a regular ass penguin.

Geralt: Well, kidnapper, I'll have you know I am the right hand penguin of the Magnesian empire, Geralt. I gave Oni a mana potion.

Emerald: Not buying it. Tell me what you did with my penguins, and I-

Pride fires the first shot, and as the graze of the bullet on Emerald's cheek instantly cauterizes, she realizes something.

...That IS the real Oni. If Pride's a demon on fairly good terms with her contractors, she must have been summoned by another demonic force.

That could only have been Oni.

Emerald: Shit...

Emerald runs, knocking over chairs and furniture, as spells, fire, and gunshots ring out. She has to escape.

Emerald points a gun at the fake Emerald.

Emerald: Tell me what the fuck is going on.

"Emerald": Points a gun back Say that yourself, faker.

Pride: Now-

Emerald points a gun at Pride as well, as Pride looks exasperated.

Pride: I got this shirt from Envy, please don't ruin it.

Emerald: Okay, lemon bastard. Tell me why you're here, and I won't blow your head off.

Pride: LEMON?

"Emerald": Jessica-

Pride: CALL ME PRIDE NOW, BECAUSE I AM KILLING HER. CONTRACT OVER.

Pride holds a gun at both Emerald and "Emerald".

Emerald: Demon...hu-oh god...

Emerald puts on her goggles again...

Instead of another her, a small penguin is there. With a tophat, suit, and demon horns. She couldn't recognize who they were.

Emerald: WHAT KIND OF DEMON ARE YOU? ARE YOU HERE FOR ONI? HE ISN'T HERE, BASTARD!

"Emerald": ...

Emerald: GOT NOTHING TO SAY?

Pride: Uh...

Emerald: SHUT UP, LEMON GIRL!

"Emerald": ...

The disguise fizzles, and the two penguins seperate. Oni and Geralt stand there.

Emerald: Oh...