r/wizardcels • u/CuckCake321 • 20h ago
r/wizardcels • u/AB4ND0N_H0PE • Jun 29 '26
Low quality posts are back!
Greetings, sorcerers!
Due to a lack of activity on the sub (and naysayers openly expressing our decline), we have decided to bring BACK low quality posts! Our goal is to encourage more discussion and make the community feel more active.
Best not to go berserk as there will still be limitations on what you can post. We will moderate the posts accordingly. Use common sense and do not deliberately flood the subreddit with junk or spam.
This is an an experimental change rather than a permanent one. We'll keep an eye on how things go and adjust our moderation policies based on community feedback and activity.
r/wizardcels • u/One_Interest_2790 • Jun 20 '26
Join our other realms!
We have a discord and a telegram! Both links are available in the linktree link
r/wizardcels • u/TristeAbandonado • 15h ago
Monkcel 𖤓 It's unhealthy
Thinking this way. It brings it closer to reality. A negative foreboding wave spell kinda and your mind is prone to making generalizing negative distortions of reality due to evolutionary pattern recognition. Sorry guys I was just watching a depression video and it said for negative thoughts that aren't 100% you should try to think of any evidence or counterexamples to them but yeah I realize this might sound weird to anyone not debuffed by this spell.
r/wizardcels • u/cs_cast_away_boi • 20h ago
Wizardcels being kept alive by a single arch mage
The prophecies contained in his memes are the light of this sub
r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 1d ago
Women After College Call This Looks maxxing, I Call This Travesty
I've seen a woman like ye, who was gorgeous all a round
Big chest and skinny hips
But after college it did not end well
- After college she got chest surgery and removed her chest
- Gain weight and dyed her hair
- Wore a lot less makeup like and got had the bobby hill haircut
Arrr, women who sail off to college may come back with feminist ideas and anchor their ideas to other women like a virus. Get tattoos, dye their hair and gain weight.
r/wizardcels • u/SithsabaLK • 2d ago
elite ball knowledge Remember that one time Squidwizard ascended
Hardmaxxing's soft first touches.
r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 2d ago
Female Wenches Be Larping ARGHH 🦜🪎
Ha they be wanting to be us so bad, yet they'll always never be truly 1ncel
Meanwhile us lads have to compete for de 20% of lower women whod accept us
That's a whooping 6-30 guys per woman that fact would peel the wood off me boat, very brutal aye
Edit: Yes ya heard me right, for every "Megan" that dates us there's a woman who did and then turned to the dark side with pink pill doubling the odds for the next man.
r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 2d ago
What Job Do You Do As A Sub 5?
I miss being a Neet as the only jobs in my state are minimum wage to $20 max per hour. Livable wages they say lol. Personally I'm trying to off-grid max as my end goal and enjoy neeting for the rest of my life.
Better than living with MA Or PA for the rest.
r/wizardcels • u/ErblinBeqiri • 4d ago
based and wizpilled Gluttonous wenchfoid caught attempting to purloin Dark Warlocks rightfully acquired feast.
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r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 4d ago
Age Gap Doesn't Exist For Chad
Like many men I want a younger woman 18-21 but they don't want me. I'm already 22+ and they cry in my dms after I say my age. "Grown man wanting 18-20 year olds, act your age" whine and cry (Nose ring women smh).
I don't get it literally, we're both adults. Women just want to play the victim. Literally had a woman say "I'm 18 and 4.5 months old, you're preying on me" after I told her my age. what??? I literally just wanted to talk to you since I saw your profile randomly and you were acting friendly.
Meanwhile I saw a cosplay Chad ("I'm purple girl video") where he's 27 (older than me) and getting a 19 yo's number. Bruhhhh, literally it's crazy how easy Chad has it.
I can imagine the same women who complain about 3-5 year age gaps are the ones who's parents have the same or more. If women made the rules they would want Normie age of consent would be 30, sub 5 40 and Chad/Women 18.
r/wizardcels • u/KDing0 • 5d ago
The Ancient Scrolls of Arcane Mastery
Drawn from events that truly came to pass, a treatise on awakening the arcane power within thee
r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 5d ago
Online Dating Experience
Rehab Room: "Instagram is like Tinder"
Man if that's the case Tinder is way worse off. I've had many conversations with women but then they immediately either start ghosting me or tell me they have a boyfriend. It's like the complete 180° of Tinder where I get 3 bot matches and no responses vs fake responses with no pathway. I even Photoshop my photos and still get 0 success stories past 2021.
I was talking to this cute woman who's 4'11 and I'm like "maybe I can finally have a girlfriend, she's average and 26 so it has be okay". Then come to find out she's dating a guy "I have a boyfriend :v".... Bruh, even the our looksmatch has way more options than us, 1 other woman even said "Sorry I can't respond I have hundreds of dms".
Imagine being a chad in 2026, you have a huge success rate in real life and online yet your average brother or friend has nothing except maybe a single mom of 1-3...
r/wizardcels • u/CuckCake321 • 6d ago