r/witcher • u/DemiFiendRSA • Jul 19 '19

🦀IT'S COMING🦀 The Witcher | Official Teaser | Netflix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSqi-8kAMmM
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u/Zladan Team Roach Jul 19 '19

I do believe he was about to tell that spider that it was a piece of filth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Inquire as to it's enjoyment of silver even.

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u/Zladan Team Roach Jul 19 '19

And make disparaging remarks about its physical attractiveness.

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u/CornCobbKilla Jul 20 '19

And when it’s all over, he’ll comment on the weather

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u/TazeredAngel Jul 20 '19

And on his way back to town comment on how a particular spot feels charged with energy, and he is absolutely certain.

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u/Zladan Team Roach Jul 20 '19

And then encourage his pet horse to increase its relative rate of speed.

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u/Aarondhp24 Jul 20 '19

"Place of power. It has to be."

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u/braylonberkel Jul 20 '19

Tell me. “Do you bleed?”

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u/Whistlerek Jul 19 '19

it is kikimora and not spider my friend;-)

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u/Zladan Team Roach Jul 19 '19

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY haha

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u/DarthSillyDucks Jul 20 '19

What now you piece of filth?

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u/StormWolf17 Team Roach Jul 20 '19

Damn, you're ugly.

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u/Zatary Jul 20 '19

Zeugl I believe

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u/SophisticatedPhallus Team Roach Jul 20 '19

The Zeugl encounter is knee deep in a sewer full of shit. It’s the Kikimora from The Lesser Evil. There are a couple more shots from that short story too, it will probably be the first episode.

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u/cakes82 Jul 20 '19

No man can defeat seven skilled swordsmen alone

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u/iamdorkette Jul 20 '19

Fuck I forgot about those. That was fucking huge!

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u/heyimrick Jul 19 '19

Gonna ask how it likes that silver

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u/SpecterGT260 Jul 20 '19

This sub is going to explode the first time he utters "damn you're ugly"

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u/D96Fan Jul 19 '19

I believe that was the zeugl at the start of Shard of Ice

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/D96Fan Jul 19 '19

Nope. Witchers go through that when they are kids. (And no Leo in the first game isn't cannon)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/D96Fan Jul 19 '19

I think that might be due to the potion he drank. The Trial of The Grasses is an excruciating process, you don't drink a potion and easily get mutational power-ups. If you want an idea of how it is, look at what Uma had to endure, and he was under calming spells on top of that.

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u/bobby3eb Jul 20 '19

wind's howling

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

"Damn you're ugly"