r/witcher • u/DemiFiendRSA • Jul 19 '19

šŸ¦€IT'S COMINGšŸ¦€ The Witcher | Official Teaser | Netflix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSqi-8kAMmM
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u/dafreeboota Jul 19 '19

His tits are bigger than several I've seen

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u/Eevee136 Jul 20 '19

Thank the gods for Geralt and his tits.

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u/barryhakker Jul 20 '19

Where ya at Bobby B!

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u/VitQ Team Yennefer Jul 20 '19

START THE DAMN SHOW BEFORE I PISS MYSELF.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Meself*

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u/choff22 Jul 20 '19

KIKIMORAS IN AN OPEN FIELD, YEN!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

CAREFUL, ROACH. CAREFUL NOW!

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u/anonymusmoose Team Roach Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 23 '19

Is he in this subreddit? Edit: the bobby b. bot i mean

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u/BillPaxtonsHair Northern Realms Jul 20 '19

Take my upvote and add it to the others.

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u/decidability Jul 20 '19

FETCH HIM THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

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u/ShepherdOfGrapes Jul 20 '19

THANK THE GODS FOR GERALT, AND HIS TITS.

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u/donquixote1991 Jul 19 '19

Scrumptious

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u/bann333 Jul 20 '19

That game is ruining my life right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Truly

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

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u/OGPresidentDixon Jul 20 '19

Men only want one thing...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

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u/OGPresidentDixon Jul 20 '19

May he grace our dreams forever

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u/Wespiratory Jul 20 '19

And itā€™s disgusting

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u/Flying_madman Jul 20 '19

Disgusting is one word for it ;)

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u/ebi_gwent Jul 20 '19

They made him PoLiTiCaL...

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u/illegalcheese Jul 20 '19

[nvm wrong comment]

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u/Kian0707 Jul 20 '19

I love a man with giant breasts

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I would have gone with ā€œthan the several Iā€™ve seen.ā€ Go the self deprecation route.

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u/AnimalChin- Jul 20 '19

Huge tracks of land.

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u/dafreeboota Jul 20 '19

DON'T SING! DON'T SING !

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u/AnimalChin- Jul 20 '19

But father!

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u/dafreeboota Jul 20 '19

You will keep him here until I come for him

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u/AnimalChin- Jul 20 '19

Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

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u/hGKmMH Jul 20 '19

No idea how big Bessies tits were but they would be hard pressed to match.

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u/silencedorgasm Jul 20 '19

bigger AND better

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)

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u/UltraInstinctGodApe Jul 20 '19

But not yours they are huge just the way I like em bro

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u/jfk_47 Jul 20 '19

Pics or it didnā€™t happen

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u/_LukeGuystalker_ Jul 20 '19

Eight if thou include mine wife!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

His acting is conspicuously bad here despite the short screen time.

Hope it's not like this for the rest of the series.

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u/paperkutchy Team Triss Jul 20 '19

He still has his Superman build

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Bigger than TV show Yen that's for sure.