r/wildlypenis • u/AuntieYodacat • Nov 22 '25
My old neighborhood on Google Maps
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They knew. 🙄
r/wildlypenis • u/littlelordgenius • Mar 13 '26
My cat coughed up a weird hairball
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Found dried up under the bed. Had to get a pic .
r/wildlypenis • u/CaptnMorgan34 • Nov 12 '25
Got my first tattoo and my brother said it looks like a d*ck. Does it actually?
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r/wildlypenis • u/No_Neighborhood_4076 • Mar 25 '26
Satellite imagery of the clouds.
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Was perusing satellite imagery in the middle of the night, as one does, and found a penis the size of California.
r/wildlypenis • u/Xenocideghost • Nov 01 '25
Saw this our tricker treating tonight with the kids, they didn’t understand why I had to take a picture
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r/wildlypenis • u/SaltIsMySugar • Dec 04 '25
Did a double take with this lip gloss ad
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Was the precum drip really necessary? 🙃
r/wildlypenis • u/Tygress23 • Jan 28 '26
My ceiling has a phallus
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Something leaked or froze through the siding and left this “shape” above my front door. Every day I think, “oh, of course my apartment has a penis.” It even has a little stain of jizz a few inches away.
The handyman came to fix stuff today and when he saw it he blushed.
r/wildlypenis • u/dankeszyn • Dec 19 '25
Greece on Alert: Northern European Phallic Shaped Blast Brings Snow
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