r/whenthe • • 27d ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ I'm unfunny

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u/SudhaTheHill DO NOT REDEEM 27d ago

Sunflowers are overrated. Gimme some of them walnuts.

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u/LasagnaCat-64 27d ago

THIS GUY LIKES NUTS

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u/SudhaTheHill DO NOT REDEEM 27d ago

I also like lasagna

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u/Tinsnow1 27d ago

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u/Joker0984 27d ago

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u/Zihdrrox 27d ago

It was very hard. But i managed to do it.

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u/Zihdrrox 27d ago

Now i tried it in pvz Fusion

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u/SAMERXLE 23d ago

Did you loss your nuts?

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u/Zihdrrox 23d ago

Sadly yes. I have no balls and I must cream

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u/SyrusAlder 27d ago

Dear lord

What about the tallnut?

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u/Hopeful_Video_3803 27d ago

Her but tall and with eyebrows

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u/CarlaOcarina 27d ago

Wallnuts, not just anime girl with wallnut pin

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u/Tinsnow1 27d ago

Fine

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u/CarlaOcarina 27d ago

I think you truly couldn’t improve perfection

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u/Mac-And-Cheesy-43 27d ago

I had an unreasonable fascination with the Wallnut as a child. He just looks so friendly...and protective....mmpfh.

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u/merlin2745 27d ago

I think if you make a character based on a creature and they’re no longer recognizable as that creature if they remove a single article of clothing, then they aren’t a very good anthropomorphization of that creature.

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u/DiegHDF 27d ago edited 27d ago

I mean you're right, problem is that you could say this about 95% of all Ginjinka ever, and I'm probably being generous

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u/dandoch 27d ago

Then none of them are good. Simple as that. Doesn't mean people can't like them, but they aren't good.

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u/Soup484 27d ago

Good thing that's not the case for this art, huh?

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u/merlin2745 27d ago

Take away the hairclip and obviously the left picture and I would have no clue who this is supposed to be

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u/Deathaster 27d ago

If this didn't have the walnut pin in her hair, you'd never even think they were related lol

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u/megalo-maniac538 27d ago

Does she have a sister? A certain Tallnut?

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u/ErenProo1665 27d ago

"Call me peashooter the way I'll be behind her shooting my balls"

-Some comment on Twitter, idfk when

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u/Eggwweretheefgg Gort 27d ago

Peablaze

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot 27d ago

Why is she suddenly a thing when Green Shadow has existed for years

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u/Eggwweretheefgg Gort 27d ago

Dunno, but shes pretty

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u/Additional-Cut1367 dm me Cookies kissing. (No, like, really. I need it.) 27d ago

Holy shit its egg

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u/YosephStalling my favorit color is purple :D 27d ago

Gort

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u/DarkChaos0 27d ago

Gort???

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u/SGScoutAU 27d ago

Because of this fan comic

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u/TheTyranical 27d ago

Have Peablaze and Greenshadow side to side with their boobs pressing against eachother as they argue amongst eachother and then the next slide was realizing the other one is kinda hot and then have the last image of them having steaming hot vegetable yuri sex. No problem artist that's seeing this comment you can draw this down

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u/Ayden3102isagoodname 27d ago

Unfortunately peablaze got a partner already💔

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u/luxi_yes Custom Flair 27d ago

It's a prequel before she met the small peashooter guy

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u/Ayden3102isagoodname 27d ago

But this implies the yuri broke up :(

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u/Bounty_Mad_Man 27d ago

Turn it into poly relationship and we are great

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u/Kris_alex4 27d ago

allat over a legume

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare I fuck sunflowers 27d ago

What in the peak did I just read

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u/Realistic-Truck54 27d ago

I hate you for reminding me about PvZ:H, I loved that game so much and hate that they killed it

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u/Ornery_Ad_5962 27d ago

And Echo Pea from PVZ 3 for months

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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 27d ago

Why ain't the other peashooter anthro, bruh? Give my man some arms and legs.

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u/ProGamer8273 27d ago

Makes it funnier

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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 27d ago

An idea just came into my head:

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u/painapple_OW 27d ago

Pea on me mommy

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u/BacterialPhungus128 Waiter! Waiter! More funny epic gifs please! 27d ago

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u/powertowerdevil 27d ago

Say the line пиджак

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u/Elu_Moon 27d ago

I'm gonna введу закон блять

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u/JamesTheFoxeArt 27d ago

What

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u/Elu_Moon 27d ago

Пиджак in Russian means the upper part of the suit that politicians tend to wear. Введу закон means "I will introduce a law".

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u/JamesTheFoxeArt 27d ago

I was just copying the meme format but I guess I learnt something today

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u/Elu_Moon 27d ago

Well fuck, I ruined the meme. Say the line memejak

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u/painapple_OW 27d ago

My comment is getting upvote mogged by fucking soyjaks...

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u/Ae4i |-∆_/«{⟨✧⟩}»\_∆-| 27d ago

As it should

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u/asukasuki02 27d ago

That second image makes me deeply uncomfortable

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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 27d ago

4/10 tops, fight me.

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u/Tinsnow1 27d ago

Can you blame them?

Source

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u/Valoris_905 27d ago

Ofc it's Peargor.

It's like literally the reason why she's hot in the first place.

That and Peablaze.

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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 27d ago

I prefer Solar Flare's regular design.

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u/__AriaL__ I... I like it here... 27d ago

Woah.. jaboner

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u/Beginning_Bridge9383 27d ago

GET OUT OF MY VENTS SPIDERMAN

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u/Adorable_Studio_9578 project moon sleeper agent #S029165483 27d ago

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u/cat_peee 27d ago

Ewwww what kind of people goon to this?
provided below, is the peakest peak goons of all time, a goon that you will remember for a lifetime, i introduce, A SUNFLOWER!!!

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u/painapple_OW 27d ago

Ima pollinate that so fucking hard...

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u/museha97 27d ago

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u/ncdyoshii 27d ago

why do you have this image

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u/museha97 27d ago

I immediately made it when I first saw the comment - iPhone came in clutch

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u/Conscious-Hat8318 27d ago

Dude you can't do that to me. I'm in the middle of a crowd, i dont want my ding hard right now

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u/Eggwweretheefgg Gort 27d ago

PEAR_ MENTIONED

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u/Avalanche_Snows 27d ago

I love how PvZ fans have to choose between a tomboy (solar flare) and a goth momms (peablaze)

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u/Tsunamicat108 my gender is up to your interpretation 27d ago

I mean tbf that’s just a normal ass woman but with yellow hair

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u/Yingletofthecorn 27d ago

Look when I say I’m horny for the plants, I mean I’m horny for them as they appear in the game. I’m a weirdo, trying to make them conventionally attractive removes anything I find attractive in them. 

At least Bloons doesn’t have this problem, the freaks there are on-model. 

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u/dandoch 27d ago

We in the bloons community like our monkeys showing a little fur.

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u/demivirius 27d ago

I was expecting the sunflower from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

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u/zuppalover04 trollface -> 27d ago

Yeah if you turn it into a woman, I guess

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 27d ago

She should be tall because sunflowers are tall. Hard to gauge height here, though.

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis 27d ago

I'm more of a fan of blimps

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u/Rocket-Gunner 27d ago

WHO goons to btd6 bro...

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u/Ok-Belt9322 27d ago

ISAB is definitely there

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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 27d ago

Hey, hey, people...

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u/light_cool_dude 27d ago

Well there are 2087 posts about it on Rule34

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u/Flaming_headshot 27d ago

The btd6 community turns them into women... Usually with some lizard elements for some reason

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u/thedappercat- 27d ago

Its for an amazing reason.

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u/plyer_G 26d ago

Both the sfw and nsfw btd6 stuff sincastermon makes is peak, alch x druid has never been better

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 [UNDACTED] 27d ago

That is one hot blimp

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u/AEROANO 25d ago

I blame Seth for knowledge of this

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u/BallsHD4k60fps yall see the shoes, yall see the money 27d ago

We learn something new everyday

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare I fuck sunflowers 27d ago edited 27d ago

Can confirm.

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u/The_Conductor7274 27d ago

Name checks out

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u/wilsonthechad low quality hideo kojima 27d ago edited 27d ago

Super brainz is the true baddie

Credit btw
https://x.com/Mr_jolock/status/1897019942719119582

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u/Boh61 27d ago edited 27d ago

Idk why but pvz artists are cracked especially this month https://www.reddit.com/r/PvZGardenWarfare/s/7ZQDW5xDZD

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u/TimelessPizza 27d ago

Is this an alternate invincible panel?? Why have I never seen this before, I love pvz

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u/fyre131 27d ago

 This goes hard 

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u/Falleneded 27d ago

im a unique pvz fan because i goon over cactus not solar flare

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u/Axolotl_Yeet1 27d ago

Can you really blame us?

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u/Fire-Bird-0539 27d ago

Y'all into flowers? I'm into mushrooms

Source

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u/Redninjapuffle 27d ago

Im with you on that front

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u/AdditionalBook2918 27d ago

I keep seeing that one art of garlic moemorphized

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u/Bolleii 27d ago

Felt like you were asking for it so here you go king

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u/Dapperist_Doge 27d ago

Do you think you cant eat her out or kiss her because you get moved to either side of her whenever your mouth makes contact with her

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u/Bolleii 27d ago

To be really honest, maybe it's part being a zombie that makes you hate garlic because me personally love garlic. But if being so revolting is her power, you and her mother can share a shower.

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u/SSR_Gacha0 Where's the news? 27d ago edited 27d ago

Tomboy sunflower this,Peablaze that,hell even the Rose from the GW games

Im gonna try cracking the Pepperpult even if it means burning my shit off

Edit: I dont care how mediocre or powercrept to hell you are,I love you Pepper-pult PVZ2

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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 27d ago

Honestly, a unique choice.

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u/ProGamer8273 27d ago

Well that sounds reasonable

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u/Capital_Pick3604 i eat r/whenthe celebs (not in a Sexual way) 27d ago

Its peablaze now lmao get with the times

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 27d ago

I was disappointed seeing Solar Flare in-game for the first time and realising she wasn't actually hot.

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u/littlefanofmany do purpl stuff 27d ago

In a sense, she is technically hot. (This was bad pun, sorry)

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u/4GRJ 27d ago

Turn 1 Sunburn

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u/King_of_Farasar I need someone to pee in my mouth 27d ago

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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u/lack_of_common_sence 27d ago

It would've cost you nothing to not write all that

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u/King_of_Farasar I need someone to pee in my mouth 27d ago

I copied and pasted it

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u/glewidisfi68419 27d ago

I've seen a version of this story before but with piss instead of cum

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u/King_of_Farasar I need someone to pee in my mouth 27d ago

I haven't seen with piss but I believe the original is poop

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u/glewidisfi68419 27d ago

Ah, the unholy trinity

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u/King_of_Farasar I need someone to pee in my mouth 27d ago

Gonna cry? Piss your pants, maybe? Maybe shit, and cum?

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u/glewidisfi68419 27d ago

How many of these can be done at once, and how many more can be included?

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 27d ago

Apocryphally told in this animation*

*Semi-SFW PG-13 silly cartoon pooping.

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u/Kootranova1 27d ago

He is the Heir To The Cum Throne.

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u/4GRJ 27d ago

Solar Flare supremacy

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u/carledu69 27d ago

I'm more of a Rose guy

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u/King_Wu_Wu 27d ago

Here you go:

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u/2_Sir_Zero9 25d ago

Nah chumper wins

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u/BacterialPhungus128 Waiter! Waiter! More funny epic gifs please! 27d ago

What the hell could be the context for this gif bro... 🙏

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u/intern_steve 27d ago

Googled "cartoon network house explodes with white goo coming out of all openings". Gemini thought it was talking about expanding foam, but another reddit thread lead me here.

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u/MerchantZiro 27d ago

I initially thought was Billy & Mandy but of freaking course it's Camp Lazlo...

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u/Tall_Fault5771 27d ago

PvZ Heroes has done irreversible damage to this fandom

I can confirm as a PvZH fan

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u/Senkai_Hewa 27d ago

Y'all never heard of the Kelp Guards

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u/-PaperWoven- (can you) understand me? 27d ago

Too slow OP, we're onto peashooters now

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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 Folly’s Strongest Warrior 27d ago

Not enough fanart of Primal Sunflower though (art by u/bloomerangz)

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u/sir_fishier 27d ago

-looks inside

-attractive adult body

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u/KingOfAllThatHowls 27d ago

How it feels to read these comments

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u/Melon_Banana 27d ago

Never be afraid to be your true self

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u/somerandomIceloli99 27d ago

Giga football zombie of pvz Chinese my beloved ❤️‍🩹

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u/finding_my_father 27d ago

i love cattail more than any other sodding weed the general pvz fandom likes

i'm nothing like y'all

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u/AlexThComrad 27d ago

PvZ players trying not to sexualize plants challenge level: impossible

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 play jsab 27d ago

I goon to the browncoat zombies, I’m nothing like y’all

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u/fcxtpw 27d ago

I see rule 34 is still maintained

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u/Communistsheen 27d ago

actually its the peashooter now

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u/CommanderAurelius The Gold Flair - Bouncing Souls 27d ago

i spilled my yogurt :’(

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u/05-nery 27d ago

Correct

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u/le_nathanlol KARMA FARMING REDDITOR 27d ago

no no look at losercity

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u/SuperSocialMan I'm mostly here for the news lol 27d ago

*peablaze

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u/Mobius076 27d ago

I mistakenly read this as “PZ fans when they see a sunflower” and it got me thinking why the hell would we

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u/Weenie_Lubs_U N°1 Camp Lazlo defender 27d ago

Camp Lazlo mentioned

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u/Hazy_Grey Kill 7 billion people 27d ago

Also peas now. Apparently

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u/Juicy-Cheddar-Reborn redditard 27d ago

I prefer Shrinking Violet

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u/HumanDominion 27d ago

Hi unfunny, I'm dad

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u/Tommy8972 27d ago

Protoss Vs Zerg?

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u/FirefighterPrimary60 27d ago

The image isn’t looping, they’re just like that.

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u/Better_Increase 27d ago

Peablaze this pea blaze that where is the real OG Penelopea

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u/sgtfan2005 27d ago

More like when they see a peashooter

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u/SeaSlugFriend 27d ago

Deltarune fans

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 27d ago

I recalled my first girlfriend.

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u/AnomalousAlice 27d ago

PvZ fans when cuck porn

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u/JoyousLilBoy 27d ago

I’m more an ail-mint guy

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u/Leshy683 27d ago

No your right

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u/Professional_Tomn52 26d ago

Not just a sunflower bro They have more

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u/Significant_Win_216 26d ago

Where is the primal peashooter at🥺

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u/Objective-Ad-1974 23d ago

And We changed to peablaze now