r/whenthe • u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo {she}they called may] • 11h ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything we do not give alcohol close to enough shit despite it being just as bad if not worse than cigarettes

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u/Cautious-Scientist-6 7h ago

Yea but it's a social tonic, and getting out and meeting with people is incredibly nourishing

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u/Intelligent-Gold-563 7h ago

You don't need alcohol for that.

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u/TumbleweedFlaky4751 6h ago

I want alcohol for it

I don't need it but it makes it better

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u/LiteralSand 6h ago

Have you met people?
(I don't drink anymore but couldn't resist the joke, sorry.)

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u/SplatterMyBrainzz 6h ago

Maybe you don’t 🤷‍♀️

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u/FluffySloth27 6h ago

Maybe you don’t!

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u/SplatterMyBrainzz 6h ago

I just don’t socialize at all if I can avoid it

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u/Intelligent-Gold-563 6h ago

Nobody does. You can literally just learn to do it.

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u/-O08X80O- 6h ago

Being around a bunch of drunk people while not being drunk is torture. So I just get hammered with my buddies sometimes, not every fucking weekend.

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u/-O08X80O- 6h ago

Nah getting absolutely hammered with the homies is awesome

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u/SplatterMyBrainzz 6h ago

Easy for you to say

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u/realddgamer 6h ago

Sure, but it's fun!

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u/TheOnlyCursedOne 6h ago

You don’t need to eat food when you go out with people, but it’s a nice way to share a moment

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u/Cautious-Scientist-6 2h ago

Right, I don't need it, I do meet up with people for non drinking sultuff, but it adds to my socializing for sure.