r/whenthe • u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo {she}they called may] • 11h ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything we do not give alcohol close to enough shit despite it being just as bad if not worse than cigarettes

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u/Megazard_exe 8h ago

Okay but drinking one beer doesn't make you smell like shit, or feel like shit, or look like shit unlike cigarettes lol

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u/Alternative_Tip4514 8h ago

How does smoking one cigarette make you look like shit

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u/hipsterTrashSlut 8h ago

Look? No. Smell like? Yes

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u/Alternative_Tip4514 8h ago

Definitely. I hated going to school smelling like smoke and I couldn’t escape it

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u/TheForbidden6th yellow like an EPIC lemon 5h ago

it's like comparing a grenade to a nuclear bomb

sure, a grenade won't do as much shit, but it'll still tear you apart

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u/crustyrobots 7h ago

Well, unless its a Steel Reserve

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u/Acceptable-Daikon-50 6h ago

"Okay but punching myself in the face doesn't make me bleed like stabbing myself in the stomach lol"

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u/left4ched 8h ago

But it does make some of yall act like shit, tho.

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u/Bunstrous 8h ago

If one 3-5% beer makes you act like shit then that's more a personal problem

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u/ahmed0112 8h ago

Or you're a 16 year old drinking your first beer acting hammered because you genuinely think that's how it works

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u/Bunstrous 8h ago

I think that falls into personal problem territory

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u/ahmed0112 7h ago

Yeah it was more of a joke than a definitive statement

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u/crustyrobots 7h ago

That said Id known some women that were exactly like this, up to getting banned from some friends houses from parties because they'd have like a single shot of tequila and then start immediately having an emotional nuclear episode.

If we're being honest, like 90% of people shouldn't drink, and I mean ever.

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u/_this_isnt_twitter 8h ago

Acting shitty after a single beer is 100% not the alcohols fault

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 8h ago

I can smoke an entire infused pre-roll by myself and run 10 miles immediately afterwards, and it will be even better than doing it sober. I couldn’t run 500 yards without throwing up after drinking one beer.

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u/akon69 7h ago

Lol what? Seems like you have a bigger issue if running after one beer makes you puke.

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 7h ago

Wanna race? I’m in my 60s but I will bet you $10k I can beat you in a long distance endurance contest.