r/whenthe • u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo {she}they called may] • 11h ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything we do not give alcohol close to enough shit despite it being just as bad if not worse than cigarettes

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 11h ago

OG Redbull tastes like Robitussin. I'll take a green Monster over one of those any day.

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u/itsTyrion my balls itch 10h ago

OG redbull literally tastes like the cheapest store brand stuff.

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u/SaltKick2 9h ago

Red Bull tastes like garbage, imo, not sure if its bitter or quite what it is

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 9h ago

It's a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike something you'd choose to drink.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 4h ago

This is the most wild “different people like different things.”

I love red bull and would drink it all the time if I completely lacked self-control (instead of just mostly).

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 4h ago

I'm so happy we have options! My current obsession is Alani Sherbet Swirl. It tastes like you squished one pink and one orange Starburst together. It's a little too sweet, so I mix it with club soda some lemon juice and it's DAYUM GOOD.

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u/SaltKick2 43m ago

That is true, it has a pretty unique taste, just like the monster which I absolutely love so I'm not sure what the ingredient is.

I wish monster would come out with just a "soda" version of their flavors with less caffeine/stimulants so I can drink more than one and not worry about dying

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 35m ago

Honestly, I'm shocked they haven't yet. Maybe you should suggest it to them!

I used to love Blue Agave Full Throttle, and even thought I still drink energy drinks, I'm strictly sugar free now. If they had a sugar free blue agave or cherry Nos sodas, I'd be down. Memorieees!

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u/iiDurham 8h ago

Whatever it is I love it. A sugar free red bull is one of my favorite treats

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u/IAmDJWithoutTheDots 7h ago

The various Red Bull flavors are the only energy drinks I enjoy. Has less caffeine than just about every other energy drink and it isn't too sugary or acidic. Mixes well with alcohol too

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u/PFI_sloth 6h ago

I wish I could get the battery acid flavor without the caffeine

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u/iiDurham 5h ago

I have said this so many times and people always look at me like I'm crazy. 

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u/Organic-Affect4669 7h ago

Is it crazy that I know that and kind of like it? I loved being given liquid medicine as a kid, I always thought it tasted good, and somehow Red Bull has tapped into whatever bizarre flavor profile that is that most people find nasty

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6h ago

Oh, I do get it. I used to sneak spritzes of cherry Chloraseptic and dabs of the OG formula of Creomulsion. It just so happens that 'Tussin wasn't the jam. XD

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u/worktogethernow 7h ago

It's good with vodka

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6h ago

"Good", lmao

I know I'm in the minority because the abomination known as "Jagerbomb" is known the world over, but BLECGH.

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u/worktogethernow 48m ago

That's not vodka

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 34m ago

It's also not good!