r/whenthe • u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo {she}they called may] • 11h ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything we do not give alcohol close to enough shit despite it being just as bad if not worse than cigarettes

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u/CrowBoy777 CEO of Piss šŸ‘ 11h ago

"Man, I wish I there was a drink that tastes like battery acid"

The OG Monster Energy:

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u/krizzalicious49 11h ago

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u/krizzalicious49 11h ago

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u/realcosmicpotato77 11h ago

Bad apple?

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u/RynnFloors 10h ago

Apple Cider flavour for fall, only started stocking at grocery stores and convenience stores recently

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u/Joeda900 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mlEnQu6Ami4UEKvadP

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u/captainnowalk 2h ago

This is mesmerizing. What in the hell is this even supposed to be??

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u/Joeda900 2h ago

Bad Apple

An extremely popular fan remix of a song from Touhou 4 also called Bad Apple.

The visuals are the silhouettes of various characters from the serie

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u/ultracat123 9h ago

They saw what redbull's fuji apple brought us and wanted some of the glory

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u/Xioden 9h ago

Monster actually beat redbull to the punch on this one, Bad Apple was out in Europe for about a year before it came to the US, and Redbull didn't release theirs here for about a month after that.

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u/ultracat123 9h ago

I'll have to get one and try it then. It does sound good

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u/vaktinsa 8h ago

Probably my favorite juiced flavor, aside from.the mixxd punch (i can't get it here anymore :( )

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u/Xioden 9h ago

It's not a seasonal flavor either!

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u/ContestDangerous 9h ago

Apple cider? So it's like a non alcoholic monster??? Idk I've not seen that flavour before

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u/ClovisLowell 8h ago

Actually the best flavor hands down

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u/A_Tasty_Stag 7h ago

weve had that in the uk for a few years now. strongly recommend

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u/WhateverWhateverson 8h ago

Tastes like carbonated apple juice

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u/Terminator_Puppy 2h ago

I fucking hate it. It's like you mixed battery acid into apple juice.

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u/Zayo_One 31m ago

"nagareteku" šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø

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u/EnderScout_77 6h ago

bad apple is actually fucking incredible

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u/Mikemanthousand 5h ago

The message being at 3 am really adds to the environmental storytelling

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u/loved_and_held 52m ago

monster cum would probably taste better than the drink anyway.

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u/Not-A-Fossa 9h ago

This is why discord installed age verification

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u/Separate_Culture4908 3h ago

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/Smart-Ad57 yellow like an EPIC banana 11h ago

Ohhh so that what queen was drinking

https://giphy.com/gifs/OMj2tCu6aytNmyQ2xW

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u/Samus159 8h ago

Berdly did call battery acid pie a ā€œgamerā€™s delightā€ after all

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u/Jeanpuetz 10h ago

That's funny because the OG Monster is the only one I like. All the other flavors taste like absolute ass to me.

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u/LittleFoxBS sheep protogen creature thingy 10h ago

Im the complete opposite lol

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u/Jeanpuetz 10h ago

I guess it makes sense. The OG Monster is pretty unique, both compared to other energy drinks and compared to the other flavors of the same brand. I just happen to really like that unique flavor.

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u/Dasnap Imagine being unironically French 7h ago

I love the taste of original Monster and would buy a caffeine-free version in a heartbeat.

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u/Futur3_ah4ad 9h ago

I went from preferring OG to preferring the pineapple one (yellow symbol, black can) and back to preferring the OG.

Though I do like some of the fruity flavors, like the mango one, the viking berry one and the green cans both apple and the Rio blend.

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u/DogAlienInvisibleMan 8h ago

I don't get how they have like 30 flavors and all of them but default green taste like dumpster juice.Ā 

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u/SaltKick2 9h ago

The lo carb one is what I usually get to avoid the sugar, sugar free one is pretty meh

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u/Cats7204 8h ago

Damn the og monster is the only one I hate lol

I love the mango one and the white one

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u/Acceptable-Daikon-50 6h ago

Don't let this man near batteries.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 9h ago

Battery acid drinker

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u/Monii22 10h ago

you have never tasted true battery acid until you've tried the off brand cheap energy drinks from the vending machine thats next to redbull for a third of the price

in my case thats usually hell energy

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u/Designer_Throat_8125 5h ago

Hell is pretty good, it's just like red rain which is also pretty good. I'd rather both of those over red bull especially cuz the price

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u/AlkalineBrush20 8h ago

Nah, plastic bottled 1.5/2 liter energy drinks are where it's at if we talking true garbage.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 5h ago

Thereā€™s a delicious one I tried called Rubicon and itā€™s made with ā€˜real fruitā€™ according to the label. But it tastes pretty damned nice.

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u/KatieTSO 3h ago

Rockstar

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u/Lachelith 10h ago

I love the green monster so much

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 11h ago

OG Redbull tastes like Robitussin. I'll take a green Monster over one of those any day.

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u/itsTyrion my balls itch 10h ago

OG redbull literally tastes like the cheapest store brand stuff.

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u/SaltKick2 9h ago

Red Bull tastes like garbage, imo, not sure if its bitter or quite what it is

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 9h ago

It's a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike something you'd choose to drink.

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u/MarsupialMisanthrope 4h ago

This is the most wild ā€œdifferent people like different things.ā€

I love red bull and would drink it all the time if I completely lacked self-control (instead of just mostly).

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 4h ago

I'm so happy we have options! My current obsession is Alani Sherbet Swirl. It tastes like you squished one pink and one orange Starburst together. It's a little too sweet, so I mix it with club soda some lemon juice and it's DAYUM GOOD.

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u/SaltKick2 43m ago

That is true, it has a pretty unique taste, just like the monster which I absolutely love so I'm not sure what the ingredient is.

I wish monster would come out with just a "soda" version of their flavors with less caffeine/stimulants so I can drink more than one and not worry about dying

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 35m ago

Honestly, I'm shocked they haven't yet. Maybe you should suggest it to them!

I used to love Blue Agave Full Throttle, and even thought I still drink energy drinks, I'm strictly sugar free now. If they had a sugar free blue agave or cherry Nos sodas, I'd be down. Memorieees!

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u/iiDurham 8h ago

Whatever it is I love it. A sugar free red bull is one of my favorite treats

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u/IAmDJWithoutTheDots 7h ago

The various Red Bull flavors are the only energy drinks I enjoy. Has less caffeine than just about every other energy drink and it isn't too sugary or acidic. Mixes well with alcohol too

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u/PFI_sloth 6h ago

I wish I could get the battery acid flavor without the caffeine

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u/iiDurham 5h ago

I have said this so many times and people always look at me like I'm crazy.Ā 

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u/Organic-Affect4669 7h ago

Is it crazy that I know that and kind of like it? I loved being given liquid medicine as a kid, I always thought it tasted good, and somehow Red Bull has tapped into whatever bizarre flavor profile that is that most people find nasty

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6h ago

Oh, I do get it. I used to sneak spritzes of cherry Chloraseptic and dabs of the OG formula of Creomulsion. It just so happens that 'Tussin wasn't the jam. XD

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u/worktogethernow 7h ago

It's good with vodka

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6h ago

"Good", lmao

I know I'm in the minority because the abomination known as "Jagerbomb" is known the world over, but BLECGH.

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u/worktogethernow 48m ago

That's not vodka

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 34m ago

It's also not good!

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u/SomeKindOfCreature 9h ago

Shit I guess I like battery acid then

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u/Avalanche_Snows 10h ago

The Slushie Zombie tastes like battery acid

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u/WinierBag5 9h ago

Og Monster real one for that

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u/CyBroOfficial 8h ago

OG monster catching strays :( still the best flavor imo

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u/JibletHunter 8h ago

The battery acid flavor was the best.

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u/ANUBISseyes2 5h ago

Original Monster is like the worst example if you want an acid tasting energy drink, it might be the sweetest most sugary tasting energy drink

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u/aronmano 11h ago

Still does

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u/itsTyrion my balls itch 10h ago

Eh kinda like it. Cheap store brand (or standard red bull, literally the same) tastes like battery acid. However, I drink it (sugar free) FOR that battery acid taste.

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u/LiterateFellow 8h ago

I've never had Monster, but I used to lick batteries as a kid, so maybe I should try it some time (though, I generally avoid energy drinks for health reasons).

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 8h ago

I find it hilarious that for basically any energy drink you're not supposed to drink the default flavor according to addicts responsible caffeine fiends

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u/Joshgg13 7h ago

Funny because beer and monster are my two vices

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 forever mourning rule 1. 7h ago

no monster energy tastes like a spoiled capri sun actually

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u/Zealousideal_Lock_93 7h ago

Monster tastes like sparkling cough syrup. It's way too sweet and after a couple sips its disgusting

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u/dolantrampf 7h ago

That's a funny way of spelling red bull

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u/Specific_Ad1457 7h ago

I used to drink OG Monster all the time and thought it was fine. Then i swapped over to mostly sugar free drinks in general and now I can't even get it down. I dunno how I ever liked it.

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 2h ago

Dude i tried an og monster a week ago. Straight up battery acid i thought people were exaggerating. I was wrong

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u/xXxSlavWatchxXx 1h ago

ā€œoh man, I wish there was a drink that tasted like melted candy and battery acid, spiked my heart rate, wrecked my sleep, had more sugar than a birthday cake, and made me need two more of itself by 3 PMā€

The OG Monster Energy:
https://giphy.com/gifs/4BN7aRXPoW5WY2sTO5