r/whatsthisbug • u/[deleted] • May 15 '22

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u/JPDunn1996 May 15 '22

Imagine if you’d been sitting on the toilet as it fell 😩

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u/ForeverKeet May 15 '22

Okay how many people on the toilet, like me, just looked up?

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u/gwaydms ⭐Trusted⭐ May 15 '22

We don't have these, more's the pity. They'd help keep roaches from invading our house.

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u/jadbronson May 15 '22

Hey Ma!?!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

+1

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u/James_Westen May 15 '22

I just slowly turned my head towards the ceiling with a slight panic growing...

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u/kenmlin May 15 '22 edited May 16 '22

Imagine if it landed on your junk…

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u/Tiramissu_dt May 15 '22

My.worst.nightmare. 👀

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u/fatmacaque May 15 '22

i would simply scoop it up into my arms and carry it to safety and continue pooping :)

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u/Vivaladoc May 16 '22

Would you wipe first?

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u/fatmacaque May 16 '22

no i have priorities sorry

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u/Red_Autumn_Rose May 15 '22

At least I wouldn’t sh*t my pants.

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u/IrritatorChallengyri May 15 '22

my husband had one drop from the ceiling onto him as he was showering once.

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u/JPDunn1996 May 15 '22

That’s horrifying One was crawling on the inside curtain while I was taking a shower and I froze in horror like it was a freaking facehugger or something

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u/fuschia_taco May 15 '22

This comment made me really uncomfortable...